I got inspired for this thread by the one on Admin Support.
Let's all post those management euphamisms that we all know and love. I am sure many people have plenty to share. I'll start ...
Management Term/Euphamism....... What it really means
Trouble maker .............. Patient Advocate
Can you facillitate this?................. Do it, you have no choice
I need you to take this pt ........................ SUCKER!!
b/c you are the strongest .............................................
nurse I have........................................................
(Hate to admit I have used this one!)
Thank you for being so flexible...........Your night's gonna suck...
........................................................................again!
Let's keep 'em going.....