Day 5: 2016 Nurses Week Mashup Contest

Nurses General Nursing

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You've heard of Bennifer (Ben Afleck and Jennifer Garner) and Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) so you're familiar with mashups. We want your best nursing terminology mashups. Maybe you've been using this term for years or maybe you just created it five minutes ago. Whatever the case, leave your Nursing Terminology Mashup and a brief explanation of it in the comments below and you'll be entered to win a 3M™ Littmann® Cardiology IV stethoscope!

Winner will be announced May 13, 2016. Be creative. Be unique.

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UPDATE

If you liked the 2016 Nurses Week giveaways, you'll love the 2017 Nurses Week Giveaways!

Holy Foley

When the Lasix is too much for the bag.

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Specializes in Inpatient Psychiatry.

Meducate: Converse to the Droogler, it's the chance to give necessary medical information to a patient and their family.

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RN = Refreshments & Narcotics since we wait on rooms instead of tables.

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Gomer-- Get out of my ER

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Supposisorry - When the Dulcolax just isn't fun

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PITA ... Pain in the *@#

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Specializes in ICU, OR, Periop.

Hematosh*t - bad GI bleed

Staphyloscope - feeling you get after BP check etc in a mrsa room

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Specializes in Cardiovascular.

"GuessdaVitals"

~The highly technical craft utilizing a unique blend of a pt's recent values, emotional status, and what kind of snacks he got overnight to determine: B/P, temp, resp, etc :no: ~

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A vag-ection (pronounced vah-JEK-shun)

This is when a mother of multiples goes into labor, has a lady partsl delivery of her first baby, and baby #2 flips and needs to be delivered by c-section.

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Urine-nator : Urine with terminator, it that confused male patient destroys a room after receiving his IV Lasix.

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Dramentia- Drama+Dementia = Dramentra

Diabetical- Diabetic+Diabolical eater = Diabetical

Hyponarcotica- self-explanatory

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Codetastic - A shift with multiple codes.

Last night was Codetastic.

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