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Most of us, most of the time, love being nurses. Secretly...if money wasn't really an issue...and you did need to work somewhere doing something...what "do you want to be when you grow up?"
If money was no object, I'd actually want to be an administrative assistant - someone's secretary! Answering phones, greeting people, stuff like that...crazy, I know.
What about you?
And please....sincere posts only. Let's keep it clean.
Brandon I'm sorry to hear that for the mere fact that I know a few very independently wealthy people in my circle. And just because they have money does not mean that they have no problems . In fact most of them are very depressed and not doing much with their lives . They are alcoholics or barbiturate users . Really quite sad because they're very smart .
I would love to be the Oracle of Honesty.You have bad breath.
That outfit makes your butt look big.
No, he will not leave his wife to marry you.
You have the softest skin I've ever touched.
She is too young for you.
You need to take that screaming brat home.
Those boobs are too big.
I think you're faking it, knock it off.
That is one ugly baby.
There is such a thing as a stupid question and you just asked it.
I don't care how many questions it took for you to pass/fail the NCLEX.
Yes, I am for real.
OH MAN! Your post made me smile!!
I think I should add one more to my original post...if there was a way to be paid for it, I would love to be a life-long student and attend classes M-F 40 hours a week...no tests, no quizzes, no projects...just reading and listening to lectures given by amazing, truly gifted professors, teachers, and instructors.I will also acknowledge that not all life-lessons can be learned in a classroom. I know this. I've just always liked school :) .
Oh, man. I just found this post. I think you may be my long lost twin sister. We have a lot in common! I could've written this, and many of your other posts :-)
I would love to be the Oracle of Honesty.You have bad breath.
That outfit makes your butt look big.
No, he will not leave his wife to marry you.
You have the softest skin I've ever touched.
She is too young for you.
You need to take that screaming brat home.
Those boobs are too big.
I think you're faking it, knock it off.
That is one ugly baby.
There is such a thing as a stupid question and you just asked it.
I don't care how many questions it took for you to pass/fail the NCLEX.
Yes, I am for real.
Yes!!! Love this. I'll add:
-I can fix this, but I cant fix crazy.
-You two will never last. Stop having children.
-You are a drama queen. I dont do drama. Bye.
-BTW, you know your husband is gay, right?
-Your baby is REALLY fussy. Line up reinforcements, pronto.
-You are too old to wear that. You look ridiculous.
-Yes you can do IVF and have children at 50, but I dont recommend it
-People were not meant to have litters
-Just because we have the technology, does not mean we should always use it
-You should be nicer to me. I have more power to help you than you realize
-I cant help you because I really dont have the time.
-If you're going to refuse pacifiers, bottles, Vit K, eye ointment, labs, etc....have your baby at home.
RNBillieBSN
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Pastry Chef !!
But I truly cannot imagine doing anything else with my life these last 40+ years.
I love being a nurse!