fart joke

[Farkinott, RN]

Source of the problem

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An old woman goes to the doctor, and says,

"Doctor you have to help me. I have terrible gas,

but the good thing is that my farts are silent,

and they don't stink. In fact, I have farted

twice since I got here and you didn't even

notice."

The doctor replied, "No problem, take these pills

and come back in one week."

So one week goes by and the woman returns to the

doctor and says, "Jesus, I don't know what you

did but now my farts reek."

The doctor says, "Good, now that we cleared up

your sinuses, lets work on that hearing."

[renerian, BSN, RN]

I can see that in my mind LOL.

renerian

[teeituptom, BSN, RN]

Cant wait till Im that old

[nursebedlam]

poor old woman :rotfl:

[Burnt Out, ASN, RN]

:chuckle :rotfl:

[SRbear]

That is way too funny !! Wish I had that problem now, as my hubby and kids like to have fartin contests !

[ryaninmtv, ADN, ASN, BSN, MSN, LPN, RN]

Any fart joke is a good fart joke!

[nursedawn67, LPN]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[teeituptom, BSN, RN]

maybe we can solve the gas crisis

[Hellllllo Nurse, BSN, RN]

Usually, I don't care for this type of joke, but this was a good one!

[carcha]

Brilliant!