Enterprising students leave nurses scratching their heads…

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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/sly-pupils-buying-head-lice-084019481.html#xoFhdDV

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Specializes in School Nursing.

That is satire, right?

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Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

blackmarket lice.... what will they think of next?

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Bwahaha what school is that awful that they're willing to buy lice to infect themselves?

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It's not that the schools are awful, it's that kids are dopes sometimes. *said affectionately*

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I see proud-mama moments all the way around for these little angel's mothers. :nono:

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Specializes in School Nursing, Hospice,Med-Surg.

So, we could get ourselves a free day off ya know....

I had a 7th grader decide to tell the incoming 6th grade soccer players that he had head lice and that he would "give it to them" as his very own initiation onto the team. I just passed this info along to our principal who did a great job of chatting with said 7th grader who did NOT have lice. Imagine that.

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Specializes in Adult M/S.

Have to commend the kids on their entrepreneurial spirit and so glad I am no longer a school nurse!

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