phone calls no outsider would believe - page 18

Got a call the other night, demanding to know if a man could still have an erection when he was dead, if it happened automatically. I told him that was not something I was going to answer, he... Read More

  1. by   nursejennie76
    Had a lady call and say that she had a tick on her vajay jay!!! It was hard not to laugh as i said "you will have to call your doctor, I can not give medical advice over the phone". It was 3am I bet her doc was thrilled!! I kept waiting for her to show up, but she must have removed it herself!! Thank god-- I would not have been able to keep a staight face!!
  2. by   LilgirlRN
    I once had to write a note for one of our techs, it was to her BF to tell him that a yeast infection is NOT a sexually transmitted disease.... we get it all in the ER, calls , notes!
  3. by   RN_in_SC
    I would have told the caller that asked about ingesting semen from a dog (I am an animal lover and I am having a hard time thinking of anything more gross than that).
    I would have told you: You mean aside from the puppies growing in your stomach?