Got a call the other night, demanding to know if a man could still have an erection when he was dead, if it happened automatically.
I told him that was not something I was going to answer, he demanded to know why I didn't know, wasn't I a nurse??!! Go get another nurse!!
Told him again, this is not something I was going to discuss with him, so he told me he would be reporting me to both our local newspapers!
What's yours?