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Specializes in ED.

Check out this site for some great laughs! I would love to wear some of these to work! Maybe when I decide to leave:rolleyes:.

http://shop.cafepress.com/emergency-nurse

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I have about 10 of these shirts that I wear underneath my scrub top, plus I purchased several buttons to wear, also.

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Specializes in tele, oncology.

Do you think if enough of us start a grass roots campaign and wear the "here to save your butt, not kiss it" tees in public all the time that people might start getting the hint?

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Specializes in Trauma, Teaching.

My youngest daughter (teen) demanded one for herself when I bought the

"Asystole is a stable rhythm" shirt. :heartbeat

The magnet is on my locker as well.

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Oh my gosh! I love those. Off to go shopping.

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Specializes in NICU, Infection Control.

If only this one came in my size.....

http://shop.cafepress.com/design/29754954

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One of our Dr's had a shirt made that said ER where the life you save may someday take your own.

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Specializes in Emergency/Trauma/Critical Care Nursing.

i love these, i think im gonna get the dark one that says ER MIDNIGHT SHIFT WE MAKE THE BEAT GO ON or somethin like that lol, but i don't get the one that says "SCREW EMTALA" what does that mean???

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Specializes in EMS, ED, Trauma, CEN, CPEN, TCRN.
but i don't get the one that says "SCREW EMTALA" what does that mean???

Probably wishful thinking that we could turn people away that present at the ER. "Why don't you take your stubbed toe to the urgent care, kthxbye!"

I like the "got pacer patches?" t-shirt! LOL!! I had a very bradycardic patient last week ... any time I got near him with the patches, he'd get better. So I finally just left them on the bed!

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Specializes in NICU, Infection Control.

If a baby self-extubated, and we thought s/he might make it, we'd put the new ett right next to him: Be good, or else. None of this Apnea of Prematurity stuff.

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Specializes in med/surg---long term---pvt duty.

:yeah: some of those are really great but the one that made me bust out laughing was...

You say Against Medical Advice

I say Adios Mother ******!

I can't believe they actually but my favorite saying on a t-shirt!!!!!

"Emesis happens" is another good one...when I was in nursing school my fav saying was "**** happens"....my instructors didn't like it and since they always preached use "proper medical terminology" I came up with "feces occurs"....they still didn't like it but there was nothing they could do and it became the saying throughout the school :chuckle

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Specializes in EMS, ED, Trauma, CEN, CPEN, TCRN.

I just saw this one ... http://shop.cafepress.com/design/14414944 ... priceless!!

One of our docs received a shirt saying "OB-GYN Kenobi" after a shift full of pelvic exams. :D

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