Day 6: 2016 Nurses Week Meme Contest

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Nurses deal with a variety of patients everyday. Today's image depicts a very calm setting of a nurse and her patient but looks are often deceiving. Her calm demeanor carries through even the most trying of times. Create a meme based on the deceptively calm demeanor of the nurse in today's photo, submit it in the comments below and you'll be entered to win a $100 Gift Card PLUS FIVE 1 year subscriptions to Cram Fighter!

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Please just keep this under your tongue (which I'm sure this is the first time you have every had your temperature taken).

don't make me get the rectal thermometer or is this the rectal one?

Come on man! Don't you have hands? Why do I need to literally "spoonfeed" you everything?

Oh look, I can feed you just as much B.S. as you give me.

If you wanted to sleep at 1 am sir, this was not the place to show up complaining of abdominal pain. Wait, what's that, oh you've had the pain for 2 weeks now, it's a 10 out of 10. Oh , okay, right, I need a temperature. Mouth closed, please, Thanks!

"No, sir, Dilaudid is not prescribed for a fever."

Specializes in Emergency, Critical Care, Correctional.

Before we add your new allergies to codeine, percocet and vicodin in your chart and notify the MD of your request for dilaudid because your headache is 10/10 intolerable pain, let's assess an accurate temperature to complete your triage vitals assessment.

Specializes in Emergency.

When will this thing beep already. I have five discharges to do before noon.

Now tell me what you were complaining about again???

No sir I am not trying introduce aliens into your body and soul with this probe!!

Nurse: You can't talk with the thermometer in your mouth.

Patient: Okay

Nurse: You don't have to reply, remember, try not to talk.

Patient: Sorry.

Nurse: *silent* for an additional 1 minute

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