Confesson--from a stalker

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Good morning! Time for me to 'come clean'. I have been stalking this site for quite some time. This morning I have finally taken the time to join. I must say that I have been impressed over and over again at the wonderful, caring, helpful advice I have received from this site. So, thank you so much and I am happy to be on board. I am a school nurse for 5 years now, still learning every day. Happy Friday!!!

Does that mean that we with no instruments to 'play' in the band are going to ride our tricycles and bicycles with balloons tied to the handlebars and crepe streamers woven through the spokes, trailing along humming into our kazoos?

Who can twirl a Baton?

I have Tongue Depressors woven through the spokes on my Tricycle...

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Specializes in Telemetry.
So are the typical square saltines all they want us to carry or can we change it up with some oyster crackers?

NO!!!

Ok...ok...*backing away from the oyster crackers*

Now do the saltines need to be the little packs with a couple crackers or a whole sleeve? I really really wanna get this right!

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Raise your Hand if you want to carry Far's Backpack!

I'm carrying Old Dude's so he can walk without being hunched over...

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Hmm.. OldDude told ME to carry his backpack.

He's pretty bossy.

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Ok...ok...*backing away from the oyster crackers*

Now do the saltines need to be the little packs with a couple crackers or a whole sleeve? I really really wanna get this right!

The whole sleeve! So you can not wrap them up correctly and they get slightly stale.

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Specializes in Telemetry.
The whole sleeve! So you can not wrap them up correctly and they get slightly stale.

*taking notes furiously*

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Specializes in School Nurse. Having conversations with littles..
Does that mean that we with no instruments to 'play' in the band are going to ride our tricycles and bicycles with balloons tied to the handlebars and crepe streamers woven through the spokes, trailing along humming into our kazoos?

I am sooooo picturing this in my mind's eye. With the Band members looking like some form of their Avatar pictures.

For myself, I would rather sing to the band music, if that is ok?? :singing:

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Specializes in School Nurse. Having conversations with littles..
NO!!!

Come on Far. Play nice with our new friends.

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Specializes in Telemetry.
Come on Far. Play nice with our new friends.

Psst - I'm pretty sure Far decided were your minions. :p

We School Nurse fans are a crazy but dedicated bunch ;)

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Well this certainly brightened my Tuesday that feels like a Monday after having school closed yesterday. I never thought we'd have groupies or an entourage, a band or minions. Pretty cool. I'll take some of those saltines over here please. My students are totally suffering from Iwishitwasa4dayweekend this morning, heck the staff too! :roflmao:

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Shhh! Don't tell Far!

I have a Secret Stash of 1 Jar of Grape Jelly & 1 Jar of Peanut Butter in my Backpack if you would like some on your Saltines.

;)

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Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

So, I read in Yahoo News that a teacher was found to have put three (#3) children in the trunk of her car.

She said "It's a misunderstanding."

Yuh, uh-huh, right.

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