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Colonoscopy Jokes

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Specializes in Community Health, Med-Surg, Home Health.

Comments by patients during Colonoscopies

Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite

humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments

made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their

colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "Boy, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up

there?"

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donsterRN, ASN, BSN

Specializes in Cardiac Care. Has 10 years experience.

Funny stuff!

RNDreamer

Specializes in acute care.

:rotfl:

icuwant2rn

Specializes in Med/Surg. Has 1 years experience.

Too funny!! :lol2:

My mom and dad had "his and hers" colonoscopies last week. My mom also had an upper GI. We told the doc to make sure he doesn't get the scopes confused and to do the upper GI first...just in case!

Then, when it was my dad's turn...he yells, "Here comes the Choo-Choo" right when the dr. started! How funny!!!

suzy253, RN

Specializes in Telemetry/Med Surg.

Good ones!

Hygeia79

Specializes in surgical nursing, trauma nursing. Has 5 years experience.

funny :lol2:

whitman

Specializes in medical and agency, Emergency last 3yrs. Has 16 years experience.

wow just what i need in the middle of a night shift.

para82frame

Specializes in Pediatric home care.. Has 5 years experience.

your jokes stink, get it? stink. :uhoh21:

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