Found in the History and Physical section of a patient's chart who had experienced visual hallucinations while ill:
Quote"Patient vehemently denies any auditory, tactile, or old factory hallucinations."
Originally posted by outbackannie:MD actually wrote the following order:
Connect IV to F/C
I guess he had recycling on his mind!
Recently when I was working in a hospital I was assigned to a pt. that I was told had IV fluids infusing into his bladder via a 3-way catheter. On futher exam of the chart the MD had ordered an antibotic infusion due to a severe bladder infection. We continued the infusing during the night, but still wonder how successful the treatment was since the foley was connected to a BSD bag. The treatment was stopped the next day.
I must confess that I, too, described thick, white drainage as "***** ." Luckily, it was while I was in nursing school when we all spent time agonizing over our notes and first wrote them on scrap paper. I did figure it out before it went on the record but we had a great time laughing about it at post conference and it still makes me chuckle whenever I write "prurulent."
When I was a new grad I had a patient with a staph infection in her right eye and cellulitis of the surrounding tissue. It was nasty !! Lots of pus and drainage.
I charted (sometime between 3-5am) right eye- red, swollen P,U,S,S,Y.
The next night I caught it. Funny though, the girl in the next room who had just had a baby 2 days prior, (I don't remember her diagnosis) called me in the room and asked if I would look "down there" to see why she started hurting so bad. When I looked, she must have had some kind of abcess because the labia majora on one side was red and swollen
jkh
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A visiting psychiatrist from India was at rounds one morning when he wrote the following in the patient's note,
"He is clearly psychotic this morning. He states he has a frog in his throat."