Bumper stickers you'd like to see...

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Specializes in ICU, Telemetry.

You see them for everything, else, what about for our little section of the world?

*Schizophrenic dyslexic driver: my little voices told me to turn the wrong way.

*I have access to potassium, and you've got an IV. Do you really want to upset me?

*I love the smell of Haldol in the morning

*Thorazine: it's not just for breakfast anymore

*I'm sorry, we're out of morphine...oh, you're suddenly ready to go home?

*I'm sorry, I don't think hypodemerolemia is a valid diagnosis

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YES, stupid IS a diagnosis.

NO, I am NOT your pillow-fluffer, I am your nurse.

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

And the ever-popular "Nurses: Here To Save Your A$$, Not Kiss It"

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Specializes in Utilization Management.

I saw this on a van the other day..."Stupid should hurt."

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Specializes in med-surg 5 years geriatrics 12 years.
And the ever-popular "Nurses: Here To Save Your A$$, Not Kiss It"

I swear if I could find a bumper sticker that said this, I would have in in a prominent place on my car !!!

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I swear if I could find a bumper sticker that said this, I would have in in a prominent place on my car !!!

go ebay, they have lots of those

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I always see these for nurses in general, but I'd love to see some for the specialties!

Psych nurses do it behind locked doors.

Psych nurses do it with patience.

Psych nurses do it with restraints.

Psych nurses do it with compassion.

Psych nurses do it with their mouth. (a little too dirty for a real bumper sticker if you ask me, but still funny!)

Psych nurses do it with their back to the wall and a clear path to the exit.

Hope these make you guys giggle too...I'd love to see some clever ones for other areas of nursing too. ; )

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Psych nurses do it with their back to the wall and a clear path to the exit.

thanks for the caffeinated nasal lavage.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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I put this as a banner on my cell phone: UCME2P

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sportic brake checks at random

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Specializes in CVICU.
And the ever-popular "Nurses: Here To Save Your A$$, Not Kiss It"

I actually have a similar sticker on my car "Emergency Workers: Here to save your @$$, not kiss it!"

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Specializes in Medical.
Psych nurses do it with restraints.
Love it!

Renal nurses do it without peeing (well, don't we all?)

ID nurses do it with precautions

ID nurses do it dressed up

Diabetes educators do it sweetly (although that kind of is the opposite)

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