I got these in my email and not heard some of them before. If anybody has anymore add yours, I love these things!:chuckle
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer
If You Drink, Don't Park; Accidents Cause People.
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better
My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant
It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
The Earth Is Full --- Go Home
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
Honk If Anything Falls Off
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over.
[seen upside Down, On A Jeep]
Ax Me 'bout Ebonics.
Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
teeituptom, BSN, RN
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The best one Ive seen lately is
IMPEACH BUSH