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Specializes in Mental Health, Gerontology, Palliative. Has 9 years experience.

nrsang97, BSN, RN

Specializes in Neuro ICU and Med Surg. Has 20 years experience.

I work with a nurse who only has one eye. The comments he makes about it are hilarious. He will often catch me off guard with the comment. I will have to just break down and laugh. I will often say to him that only he can get away with saying that.

hppygr8ful, ASN, RN, EMT-I

Specializes in Psych, Addictions, SOL (Student of Life). Has 19 years experience.

I doubt it's the same guy but I used to know a one eyed nurse who would say " it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye"

Hppy

CT Pixie, BSN, RN

Has 10 years experience.

I doubt it's the same guy but I used to know a one eyed nurse who would say " it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye"

Hppy

And I doubt that my guy is either of two mentioned..but I have a very close friend who lost an eye in 5th grade due to a stupid accident during school. The other boy who was of the 'accident' was his good friend. I can't tell you how many times I have heard my friend (who lost the eye) say 'yeah, yeah its all fun and games till someone loses an eye' and his friend (who is still his best friend) says, 'tread carefuly , or I'll poke your other eye out' when the two have their infamous battle of wit.

During recess Boy 1 was using a tree branch that broke off the tree as a sword, javlin and light sabre type thing..swinging it, tossing it..you get the picture...Boy 1 told Boy 2 'on guard' acting like the was fencing. Boy 2 told boy 1, you couldn't hit the side of a barn!. Boy 1 took up the challange and jabbed at but not trying to hit or hurt boy 2. Boy 1 hit 'side of barn' and boy 2 lost his eye.

I nearly pee every time I hear my 1 eyed friend say 'yeah, its all fun and games until someone loses an eye'

nrsang97, BSN, RN

Specializes in Neuro ICU and Med Surg. Has 20 years experience.

None of us are talking of the same one eyed guys LOL. For sake of remaining anonymous I will not reveal how my one eyed co worker became that way.

Tenebrae, BSN, RN

Specializes in Mental Health, Gerontology, Palliative. Has 9 years experience.

I doubt it's the same guy but I used to know a one eyed nurse who would say " it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye"

Hppy

This chap is a local artist, very funny