August 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite -

August 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

Congratulations!

and the winner is aTOMicTom ... the cartoon may be viewed at 5 Healthy Reasons to Drink Coffee - Cartoon Contest Winner

[luvscoffee]

That ol' saying 'Bigger is Better' doesn't apply here.

[TeenyTinyBabyRN, BSN, RN]

The loading dose for Caffeine Citrate is 25 mg/kg, so your going to need a bigger mug.

[TeenyTinyBabyRN, BSN, RN]

Bill, I told you I wanted the large coffee. Now how is that tiny thing going to last me all night?

[NutmeggeRN, BSN]

Welcome to nights.......if YOU share half of that, I'LL share where the nurses bathroom is!

[Veke-RN2B]

"I hope you brought enough for the rest of us"

[lhflanurseNP, APRN]

I know you wanted decaf, but.....

[andreasmom02]

I see you have your coffee, but just where is my large cappuccino I asked you to get Dr. Roberts?! No cappuccino, no running my butt off for you for 12 hours!

[Flnolegirl]

"You look like you need a quick fix."

[Rac17]

One hot big coffee for sleepy cute nurse:up:

[Rac17]

Big coffee for a long night shift..

[kurisuchine08]

I'm on my second cup and I still can't keep my eyes open. :)

[coconne, MSN, RN]

"Oh, Lenny. There's no evidence to support the use of coffee enemas anymore."