Almost couldn't keep it together....

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Specializes in Home Health,Dialysis, MDS, School Nurse.

Ok, so I have two 4th grade boys that come in at the same time after lunch. One is a diabetic and does his calculation and shot, the other gets his meds. Jokers, good boys. So first kid comes in (diabetic) and starts doing his thing, I see second kid is trying to hide/sneak in -

Me: I see you!

K2: (jumping around like a ninja) No you dont!

K1: You can't see him. He's a bush!

K2: (Jumps out and stands tall, arms outstretched like a "t"). Ya, I'm a bush!

Me: (a little giggle inside because that word always sounds dirty to me) But you're not wearing anything green..

K2: I'm a NAKED BUSH!

Me: (OMG) Ok, come get your pill.

K2 takes pill and goes and stands by K1 in his "t" form. New kid walks in for med

K2: I'M A NAKED BUSH

I'm think I'm going to faint now!

Happy Friday!!

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???I love kids

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Specializes in School Nurse.

I would call parent and tell that exact story. K2 is going home and talk about him being a naked bush in the nurses office . . .

But cute story!

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Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

i had a 2 k students come in - one crying and BURNING up. I send child 2 to get child 1's backpack and coat, which she does. As Child 2 is leaving, she looks at child 1, still crying, and asks me " Are you sure you can handle this?"

I was dying!! ?

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Specializes in school nursing/ maternal/child hospital based.

If we didnt have moments like this, our job with be too much to take!

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4 hours ago, Eleven011 said:

Ok, so I have two 4th grade boys that come in at the same time after lunch. One is a diabetic and does his calculation and shot, the other gets his meds. Jokers, good boys. So first kid comes in (diabetic) and starts doing his thing, I see second kid is trying to hide/sneak in -

Me: I see you!

K2: (jumping around like a ninja) No you dont!

K1: You can't see him. He's a bush!

K2: (Jumps out and stands tall, arms outstretched like a "t"). Ya, I'm a bush!

Me: (a little giggle inside because that word always sounds dirty to me) But you're not wearing anything green..

K2: I'm a NAKED BUSH!

Me: (OMG) Ok, come get your pill.

K2 takes pill and goes and stands by K1 in his "t" form. New kid walks in for med

K2: I'M A NAKED BUSH

I'm think I'm going to faint now!

Happy Friday!!

Too cute! That's the way all kids should be. Just having good clean fun . nothing wrong with that.

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oh my goodness that is an overload of cute! What a nice way to end our week ?

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