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Eleven011 has 20+ years experience and specializes in Home Health,Dialysis, MDS, School Nurse.

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Ok, so I have two 4th grade boys that come in at the same time after lunch.  One is a diabetic and does his calculation and shot, the other gets his meds.  Jokers, good boys.   So first kid comes in (diabetic) and starts doing his thing, I see second kid is trying to hide/sneak in - 

Me:  I see you!

K2:  (jumping around like a ninja) No you dont!

K1: You can't see him.  He's a bush!

K2: (Jumps out and stands tall, arms outstretched like a "t").  Ya, I'm a bush!

Me: (a little giggle inside because that word always sounds dirty to me) But you're not wearing anything green..

K2:  I'm a NAKED BUSH! 

Me: (OMG)  Ok, come get your pill.  

K2 takes pill and goes and stands by K1 in his "t" form.   New kid walks in for med

K2:   I'M A NAKED BUSH

I'm think I'm going to faint now!   

Happy Friday!!

 

 

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🤣🤣🤣I love kids

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tining has 26 years experience as a BSN, RN and specializes in School Nurse.

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I would call parent and tell that exact story.  K2 is going home and talk about him being a naked bush in the nurses office . . .

 

But cute story!

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Flare is a ASN, BSN and specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

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i had a 2 k students come in - one crying and BURNING up.  I send child 2 to get child 1's backpack and coat, which she does.  As Child 2 is leaving, she looks at child 1, still crying, and asks me "  Are you sure you can handle this?"

I was dying!! 😆

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Cas1in72 specializes in school nursing/ maternal/child hospital based.

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If we didnt have moments like this, our job with be too much to take!

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4 hours ago, Eleven011 said:

Ok, so I have two 4th grade boys that come in at the same time after lunch.  One is a diabetic and does his calculation and shot, the other gets his meds.  Jokers, good boys.   So first kid comes in (diabetic) and starts doing his thing, I see second kid is trying to hide/sneak in - 

Me:  I see you!

K2:  (jumping around like a ninja) No you dont!

K1: You can't see him.  He's a bush!

K2: (Jumps out and stands tall, arms outstretched like a "t").  Ya, I'm a bush!

Me: (a little giggle inside because that word always sounds dirty to me) But you're not wearing anything green..

K2:  I'm a NAKED BUSH! 

Me: (OMG)  Ok, come get your pill.  

K2 takes pill and goes and stands by K1 in his "t" form.   New kid walks in for med

K2:   I'M A NAKED BUSH

I'm think I'm going to faint now!   

Happy Friday!!

 

 

Too cute! That's the way all kids should be. Just having good clean fun . nothing wrong with that. 

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laflaca has 5 years experience as a BSN, RN.

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oh my goodness that is an overload of cute!  What a nice way to end our week 🙂

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