November 2016 Caption Contest. Win $100!

Nurses Announcements Contest

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It's time for you to show us your FUN SIDE! Prove to the world that laughter is truly the best medicine! Enter our caption contest and give us your best. It's so easy Why wouldn't you? ;)

Should you accept this challenge, it involves coming up with a caption to the above cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have a few weeks to submit your entry.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions in a few weeks where you (the community) will choose the winner.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE:

Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Help select the winner.

Specializes in Programming / Strategist for allnurses.

Hurry! Give us your best cartoon caption. We will select our Top 8 soon.

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

I don't know why I'm here - I signed the form regarding DNH (Do Not Hospitalize). For that matter, I also signed re: DNR (Do Not Roast), DNC (Do Not Carve), the Other DNH (Do Not Heat), DNB (Do Not Baste), DNS (Do Not Stuff), and even DNMISTND (Do Not Make Into Sandwiches The Next Day), but somehow ... I don't think my wishes are going to be honored!

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Specializes in Telemetry, Gastroenterology, School Nrs.

And then they asked me about organ donation...

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Specializes in Telemetry, Gastroenterology, School Nrs.

I just can't shake this feeling... I mean, no restricted diet, with all the midnight snacks I could ask for doesn't sound right to me at all. It's almost like they want to fatten me up or something.

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Specializes in Telemetry, Gastroenterology, School Nrs.

I'm sorry Mr. Tom, if you code, we can not stick a fork in you to see if your done.

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"I love my Nana's cooking, but just look at me! I look like a butterball!"

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"I tried Butterballs Anonymous, but the member turnover is discouraging"

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Nurse: Sorry it's time to try the "stuffing suppository" now.

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Specializes in Hospital medicine; NP precepting; staff education.
And then they asked me about organ donation...

Oh how I love the giblets.

Here's another entry from me, then.

"I think I've changed my mind about the giblet-ectomy."

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Nurse: So you need a doctors note through the last Thursday of November?

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Specializes in Psych.

" I know this is a fertility clinic, but expected a little more sensitivity than *actually* using a turkey baster."

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Yeah, I'm laying off the cranberry sauce. The last time I did it, I nearly got my goose cooked!

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