January 2018 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner! - page 4

You Can Win $100! Prove me wrong. But, I think this one is difficult. My challenge to you is to produce a winning caption to the attached cartoon. You may propose as many captions as you wish. ... Read More

  1. by   GBRKG122
    Charles is here for the... par... ty...

    the party!

    Wait? Where is the 8 South holiday party? Linda said we could bring our dogs!
  2. by   NurseCard
    Ma'am, we don't deliver puppies here. Try General. They say their patients are all sick as dogs.
  3. by   NurseCard
    Ma'am I don't deliver puppies, though I have been called a female dog once or twice.
  4. by   NurseCard
    Quote from Davey Do
    Davey you are a sick man.

    --From the allnurses user who was tempted to write: "He'll take care of the placenta for ya!"
  5. by   Lev <3
    She was asking for her service dog. Don't worry he's sterile.
  6. by   CallMeSally
    The patient asked for her best friend so here he is!
  7. by   closetoyou21
    Here you go doc! He ready for you to "bark" orders!!!
  8. by   sunshine 24
    Me: Son?
    Son: Yes?
    Me: I am going to take Lucky outside now. With all this farting Lucky is doing, he is liable to take out your new wife.
    Son: **sniffs sniffs** mom, I agree. Hurry before it spreads.

    ***Son, closes the delivery room door and returns to his wife***

    Me: **smirks** I don't always fart in public, but when I do, I always remember to blame it on the dog.
  9. by   NAULady93
    "Um, hi! Vet's office was closed today. Think you could fit my pup in your schedule?!"
  10. by   NAULady93
    "Sorry, I heard screaming. Thought you might need the therapy dog in here!"
  11. by   Hakridgern07
    My dog is in labor and I figured this was cheaper than the vet!!
  12. by   Hakridgern07
    Ma'am your dog isn't pregnant, she's just fluffy.
  13. by   Figgy74066
    He looks just like your Mother!