4th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 5

This will be our 4th Caption Contest. Similar to prior Caption Contests the winner will get $100. Good afternoon nurses your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. by   erynsnurse
    Its a good thing we're OUTside the hospital, mister, coz they wont tolerate violence IN the workplace. lol
  2. by   erynsnurse
    Go ahead, call the Ethics line! They wont put up with retaliation!
  3. by   Mandychelle79
    She always says "Some People Just need punched in the face"
  4. by   LovedRN
    "I was just kinda said that nurses are doctors' helpers/assistants."
  5. by   nursegirl75
    "I can't believe she knocked me out with one punch. She MUST be a nurse."
  6. by   Kendel.G
    No! Nursing is not an entry level job!
  7. by   Murse520
    "Never assume an ICU nurses age.........real age + (5 yrs x each year your working in the ICU) = appearance"

    "I was only trying to help her get rid of her contaminated scrubs"

    "I was just trying to help her cross the street, how should I have known that she works in the ICU and is 24"

    "Keep the physical examinations for nurses, not pedestrians"

    "Don't ask a nurse for directions when shes on her way to her 10min coffee break"
    Last edit by Murse520 on Apr 30, '12
  8. by   Murse520
    "I thought she wanted to be scheduled on Christmas"
  9. by   BostonTerrierLoverRN
    "Boy they are really cracking down on billing and collection strategies in this rough economy!"
  10. by   DamailaRN
    "Lady, I didn't invent the call light, I just manufacture them!"
  11. by   rbekt2010
    I didn't mean that YOU were too old to be a nursing student.
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Apr 30, '12
  12. by   rbekt2010
    I didn't mean that YOU were too old to be a nursing student.
  13. by   Flare
    Yeah, she was my nurse when I came down with that case of "Itchy call bell finger"... didn't think she'd remember that