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How often are you verbally, physically, or mentally abused as a nurse in a day? Week? or year?
Does projectile pooping in the isolette qualify as abuse?Me: You intentionally waited until I pulled your diaper down so that you can spray 3 hrs worth of poop all over the isolette.
Baby: I'm just an innocent baby that has no bowel control.
Me: So it was pure coincidence that you had to poop the exact moment I pulled your diaper down?
Baby: I have no idea what you are talking about. Now clean my butt and clean up this mess. It stinks in here and I want to take a nap.
Tiny meconium footprints all over the inside of said isolette is very, very difficult to both clean and explain.
Does projectile pooping in the isolette qualify as abuse?Me: You intentionally waited until I pulled your diaper down so that you can spray 3 hrs worth of poop all over the isolette.
Baby: I'm just an innocent baby that has no bowel control.
Me: So it was pure coincidence that you had to poop the exact moment I pulled your diaper down?
Baby: I have no idea what you are talking about. Now clean my butt and clean up this mess. It stinks in here and I want to take a nap.
Tiny meconium footprints all over the inside of said isolette is very, very difficult to both clean and explain.
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Because I work with an acutely ill Psychiatric population I don't see their behavior as abusive. Most of my patients are very sick people who are not in control of their behavior or are out of contact with reality. I am pretty good at verbal de-escalation and can bob and weave with the best of them . I have also picked up a few evasive and escape moves from my son who fights MMA. Actually physical contact is rare though.
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Sounds like homework to me.