A Varied Diet.....

World International


I'm not sure if this translates, so I'll put it here......

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge

fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss he beats it to death

with a spade. Realising his employer wont be best pleased he disposes of

the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is

attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two

chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the

lions, he says to himself,because lions eat anything.

He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South

American Bees.

As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and

smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lions

cage because lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another

lion and says "What's the food like here?"

The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with

Mushy Bees"


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:chuckle :roll

thanks Don- I needed the smile!


gwenith, BSN, RN

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LOL, that is really great,

Thankyou for sharing, I am not sure it would translate to the otherside of the pond though!


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great cheered me up cause i'm a little under the weather


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I got it, and I'm from 'the other side of the pond' Not all of us are dense.:D

Mimi2RN, ASN, RN

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Funny, funny, Don. That's one of the things I like about this board, I can find jokes from the other side!

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