Asst principal came into my office, feverishly writing a note about one of our 3rd grade girls. "Please check _______, I think she has ringworm on her face. Both cheeks."
::Sigh:: Called the room, no answer. Walked down the hallway and pulled the student into the hallway and observed that both cheeks had pinkish circles... That were leftover face paint from an assembly on Monday... Yep, this ringworm grew in a fabulous shape of a peace sign and a flower!
Maybe they should leave the assessment skils to us