It's like a bad scene out of the Nanny Diaries.
There are four post-it notes on the bathroom door, all reminding me to wash my hands!(!!!)
There are six on her bedroom door all stating the same: do not go in, you don't need anything in here, you will be immediately fired if you go in here.
I'm not allowed to wash my hands in the kitchen sink (post-it) and only allowed to wipe my hands with a particular towel (post-it).
Mom is actually pretty nice and easy-going. Pretty sure she wrote the notes 'tho. I think she likes me?