Re: OR Pet peeves
OK Everyone. I have the all time killer going on right now. As the departmets educator I was a silly person and made the stupid choice to take weekend admistriative call. (Really dumb move-but I do pay the price, even if I do get to say No alot) It's Sunday morning and it is now convienent for Doctors to do surgery. We had 3 surgeries boarded to start the day and have only completed the first one. That one was done at 9:00 AM. (It's now 12:10 PM) and it is now time to play the game with the "Orthopoops" Oh sorry, I meant the Orthopedics Surgeons

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. It's 3 hours later and 40 phone calls between the OR crew and me, and we still haven't started a case. What are the problems: Patient isn't cleared- Internist isn't coming in till "later", Have to wait for the family-they will be here in an hour or two, Oops 1st surgeon

now having breakfast-second surgeon

on phone screaming & declaring his Bipolar hip that has been waiting for 3 days is now an emergency-
"I"m here and ready and he's not, do me first, if I can't go now I'm calling the CEO and then my wife, you can deal with both of them if I can't go right now" Oh be still my heart- first let ME call your wife, I'm sure we can compare notes about what an A** Hole you are, and the CEO-great we are on first name bases after all and I can't wait to tell him my story either. My next thought is "I'll do you first" after I have killed the MDA

who won't help make a decision to save his soul, 1st surgeon
"get me a second crew NOW
my case is an emergency too", (this pateint was admitted on Monday- real emergency) now I again make 40 more phone calls, have a ****** off staff for bothering them, & I can only get the pleassure to tell him

nobody is answering the phone, or they are hanging up on me or that they said "It's Sunday and I have my own life, I'll see you tomorrow", this of course is the best part. Now for my complaint I have just wasted 4 hours of my time, and my teenage son wants to kill me because all the phone calls got him up 2 hours earlier than he wanted to get up, and now I wonder why I'm doing this job, because this is the real killer-either of these could have been done on Friday, but no I had to send staff home on Low Census.
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