What's the weirdest baby name?

Specialties Ob/Gyn Nursing Q/A

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she remembers a patient that named her child Placenta. I couldn't believe it that some child has to live his life named after disgusting afterbirth!

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Montserrat, for a girl.

Nice, I suppose, but she was in the NICU and someone made her a cute name sign. At first glance it looked like "Monster rat"

This is a famous name in Spanish

For those keeping score...... :rolleyes:

Female 8

Shi**ead 9

The "Jello " twins..(drumroll)...16!!! :balloons: :smiley_aa :balloons:

About 6 mos from the time of the twins birth, a friend of ours who is a policeman happened to pull this mom over due to a minor infraction, perhaps a tail light was out. Anyway, he looks in the backseat, and there are these two adorable babies. He says to the mom," Cute kids, what are their names?" The mom saide," Mali and Fimali" The cop says, "You Mean Male and Female?" The mom repelied", yes thats right, those were the names on the bracelets after they were born, so I just decided not to change it!"""

That makes it 1 for male and 9 for female! :uhoh3:

Louisa May. Okay, it's not a weird name, but I was asked by my pt to pick a nice name for her baby, and I named her after Louisa May Alcott. Just bragging.

Specializes in icu, mostly cardiac and cabg post op.

i knew someone who named ther child Winter Tragedy. I believe this child will be scarred for life:eek:

there was a family in my hometown w/the last name Ranger. they had 3 boys named Park, Forest, and Lone. hehehe.

Specializes in L&D.

Okay, nooowwwww I read the whole first page. What's the deal with those names? My mom (an ER nurse at the time) said that she encountered this woman who named her girls that. Is it actually more of an urban legend?

Specializes in LTC, med-surg, critial care.

My mother is a teacher assistant at an elementary school. One of her students is named Ladie Diana. Apparently her mother liked the princess.

Years ago when I was a phlebotomist in the ER I had to draw blood from a baby girl named Alize (for those who don't know, it's a low price malt liquor). When I retold this story a month ago a co-worker said "That's my cousins baby! She named her after the alcohol that got her so drunk she got knocked up that night." Wha?

Specializes in Nurse Scientist-Research.

I know I've posted on this thread before, but the madness continues; the latest:

Oaxie & Binford; boy & girl twins (all we can think of is "Tool Time"). Family names apparently; which I can respect.

Escher; this is used as a first name for a boy; named after some famous artist of some sort.

Samia Samone S______ (last name starts with S also). I don't dislike this name; it's more the catagory of unusual.

I remember a set of twin boys that were named Manzanita and Madrone (trees common to our area), a baby girl Candy Apple, boy Blue Ridge and another set of boy/girl twins Tiffanee and Epiffanee...What were these mothers thinking??:chuckle :confused:

I have a friend that named her first daugher Britney Morgan Worsenburger. Doesn't sound strange? Check the initials, and yes it was intentional. BMW

How about a girl named Brownwyn, a boy named PhongKieu.

Specializes in NICN.

Here's a sad/funny one for y'all...Identical twin girls who will have to deal with the names Billie Jo and Bobbie Jo:uhoh3:

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