What's The Weirdest Name You've Heard A Patient Name Her Baby? - page 111

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she... Read More

  1. by   HeatherB,CST
    Quote from sissyboo
    I know a girl named Jade Emerald Greene...pathetic.

    Family of four kids, Jade and Emerald (girls) Forest and Sage (boys). Dog is named Olive.

    Actually, I like each name individually, but the whole package is just CORNY........IMHO.
  2. by   HeatherB,CST
    Oh gosh, I almost forgot these ones...

    I worked with a girl named Krystle. Sisters were Fallon and Alexis, brother was Blake.

    Sound familiar? Hint: they were all born in the 80s....

    Ahh, the themed baby names...gotta love it. Nothing like a good gimmick to identify your child to the world.
  3. by   Rizpah
    My daughter named her first born - Dayona Jolee (pronounced day-ahna). I think it's pretty. Jolee isn't after Angelina either - it's after g'pa's first name, Joe, and g'ma's middle name, Lee. Don't know where she got Dayona from. (People want to pronounce it like Daytona).
  4. by   crissrn27
    Something interesting, in NC the birth cert. can't have a punctuation in the name, and I see lots of moms that are really mad about it too! (we have lots of punctuation names)
    Last edit by crissrn27 on Apr 9, '07
  5. by   kate1969
    psychiatrist - Amarillo Texas, no lie, look it up... William I Kracke... last name pronounced cracky... short "will I crack"...
    ex-husband's best friends father was "jack koch" last name pronounce coke..
    set of twins in a nursing home in amarillo texas "Ima & Ura Hogg" they were former nuns who went by Sister I Hogg and Sister U Hogg....
    can you imagine the sibling fights.... you're a hog, no, you're a hog and of course, one of them were right...hehe...
    I'm going to he%$... sorry...I know it's bad but who does that stuff???
    I don't get it...
    My name wasn't that bad, but I still changed it...my birth name was Sandra Lynn, my new name is Kathryn Marie...hehe...
    I like it much better...
    Katie
  6. by   HeatherB,CST
    I love this topic...

    My brother was updating his DNR with the help of the chaplain just hours before his recent transplant. It was a lot for him to handle, he was almost paralyzed with fear/excitement/disbelief about his impending surgery, and he had a little meltdown right there in front of the chaplain, notary, and me. The chaplain was very patient and calming, waiting for him to finish crying, but gently prodding him to pull it together because time was of the essence. Finally, the chaplain asked the CNA to get him Jack Daniels!! I thought, my brother IS upset, but why in the heck does this guy think its okay to give him a shot of booze??? Or have one himself??????

    It turns out Jack Daniels is an old guy who is a hospital volunteer and acts as a witness for the living wills.

    oops....my bad.
  7. by   tictac
    3 sisters - Autumn, Summer, Winter
  8. by   ImaStork
    When I first started nursing a mother let her signifigant other name their daughter T-9-C. Texas no longer allows just letter or numbers for names. I know a Montrella and Cinderella. We had a mother who named her sons, Billy Idol and Van Halen. Being from Texas we have a lot of western names, Colt, Chisum, Riggin,Chekota,Dakota.
  9. by   Doc to be
    twins: Limangelo and Orangelo. Lime jello and orange jello.
  10. by   KellNY
    Quote from Doc to be
    twins: Limangelo and Orangelo. Lime jello and orange jello.
    ARRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!:trout:
  11. by   redesetlive
    The lady I posted about before that named her child Strawberry Kiwi just had her 7th child who she named (NO I am not making this up) Cherry Vanilla! Is that crazy or what? lol
  12. by   trepinCT
    Quote from Doc to be
    twins: Limangelo and Orangelo. Lime jello and orange jello.
    Are you from Connecticut?.I posted those names here and no one believed me..they thought it was an urban legend.....I live in Ct. and I know of these two from the maternity unit I worked..years later a friend confirmed this when she worked for the board of health and the kids signed up for school
  13. by   ShifraPuah
    I had a new patient who named her son Messiah. Can you imagine what will happen when he turns 30?!

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