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  1. A Delicacy
    An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant
    following
    a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a
    sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next
    table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He
    asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
    The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those
    are bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning. A
    delicacy!"

    The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell,
    I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"
    The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one
    serving per day because there is only one bull fight each
    morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we
    will
    be sure to save you this delicacy!"

    The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and
    then that evening he was served the one and only special
    delicacy
    of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of
    his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are
    delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw
    you serve yesterday!"

    The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor.
    Sometimes the bull wins."
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  2. 11 Comments

  3. by   gwenith
    Heard it before but STILL a classic :chuckle:
  4. by   Shamrock
    Ewwwwwwwww. :chuckle
  5. by   rnnurse2be
    EUWWWW NASTY.......
  6. by   nursedawn67
    always a funny one! :chuckle :roll :chuckle
  7. by   happystudent
    i havent heard it....LMBOOOTY OFF:roll
  8. by   Future_RN
    I dont get it
    Future_RN
  9. by   Boe
    Evidently the tourist was served the matador's (bull fighter's) testicles, because the bull won the bullfight! EEEWWW!
    I dont get it
  10. by   jnette
    Heard it before, too, and remember laughing myself silly when I heard it !
  11. by   nekhismom
    YUCK!!! That's funny, but just plain gross!
  12. by   nursebedlam
    oorrh kack
  13. by   Stitchie
    Gack gack gack.

    I'm officially a vegetarian from now on (at least for a couple of hours! )

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