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You know you're a nurse if...
You've been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up.
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when you take your new orthopedic resident boyfriend home to meet mom on a lovely fall afternoon and since you have
driven 75 miles on the spur of the moment, she insists you stay for the leg of lamb dinner she's cooking for five friends.
as dinner begins, your date offers to carve the lamb, and as he carves, he very enthusiastically and in lurid detail, describes
his very first aka. i was interested but everyone else?:eek:and:barf01:
Can a student nurse chime in?When your mother is telling you about a road trip up the coast she is making with some of her retired friends and you start talking about how they need to get out and walk every two hours and the S/S of DVT. Then you ask if any of them are on hormone replacement therapy and/or smoke!
When the UPS man comes, you sign your name w/RN
When your family keeps calling you for medical advice.
X-mas/birthday presents usually include something w/ "nurse" or "RN" on it.
When your spouse would rather bleed to death than have you look at his hand that he's cut w/a knife.
When your parents introduce you as "our nurse", instead of "our daughter".
When someone hears you are a nurse, they automatically assume you are "making the BIG bucks!"
When you have to constantly explain what something medical means to your kids or spouse.
Jakrabt
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You overhear a conversation comparing ailments and you silently sneak away from them hoping they don't recognize you and ask your opinion.