You know you're a nurse if... - page 12

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You know you're a nurse if... You've been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up. (share and add your own below)... Read More


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    -You get stuck by a thorn on a rosebush or a safety pin and panic for a second thinking, "Needlestick!!"

    -Whenever you're filling out any type of form where you have to write the time, you use military time

    -You see signs that say PROM and wonder why they are talking about Premature Rupture of Membranes

    -You have listened to your pet's heartbeat with your stethoscope at least once in your life
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    LMBO!
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    Quote from tenjuna
    you know you're a nursing *student* when you scratch your head after reading this thread and wondering "what am I getting myself into?"

    can't wait to be able to join in on the jokes.
    AGREED!!
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    when is almost 12:00noon and you can think about lunch while your doing wound care
    maelstrom143, RNSC, orthonurse55, and 1 other like this.
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    OMG!! Lmbo!! I do that!!
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    Quote from Esme12
    You're at the grocery checkout and you are summing up their veins......
    OMG!! LMBO! I do that !!
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    Quote from qestout
    When you look like Columbo--patting every pocket looking for the vitals list--while muttering "I know I have it here somewhere". (you have to be older to get this one
    Ya I can resemble that remark!!
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    our puppy was neutered monday morning and came home that evening. he didn't "go potty" until last night
    and it was loose and messy. as i was cleaning him up with baby wipes, i discussed what we might have for
    dinner with my husband, who held him still.

    my husband me
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    When all your relatives, neighbors, and non nurse friends want you to look at..... or they want to text/email pics of...and diagnose... rash, sores, bumps, etc!!
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    Quote from champagnesupeRNova
    -You get stuck by a thorn on a rosebush or a safety pin and panic for a second thinking, "Needlestick!!"

    -Whenever you're filling out any type of form where you have to write the time, you use military time

    -You see signs that say PROM and wonder why they are talking about Premature Rupture of Membranes

    -You have listened to your pet's heartbeat with your stethoscope at least once in your life
    Yep!! My pregnant horse trying to hear foals heart beat!! LMAO!
    sharpeimom and Jsnap1 like this.


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