I love this, Johnny! My answers:
1). "Do I have a chance of getting into the Harvard Nursing program? " (in case you're wondering - Harvard doesn't have a nursing program)
*Blank stare and sound of crickets chirping*
2). " failed Anatomy and Biology 3x do you think nursing school will even care?"
No, they won't care. You're probably one of their first picks for admission. None of that biology and anatomy crap is actually important in nursing school.
3). "Do I really have to talk with patients if I'm their nurse?"
Nope. You can communicate with them through a series of grunts and complex hand gestures.
4). " will the doctor help you clean up a code brown if you ask nicely?"
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I couldn't even get a doc to clean up some water that spilled on the floor. (I'm totally serious about that water thing. Anyway, about the poop... hmm... Sure, there's a doc somewhere out there who would gladly help. The trick is to actually find that one
5). "Is it wrong to steal my patient's food?"
Did you really just ask that?
6). "teacher told me I was too stupid to be a nurse, what does she mean by that?"
If you can't figure out what she means, you really are stupid. (Totally kidding on this one, you guys. I DO NOT agree with instructors saying things like that.)
7). "WHY DO I KEEP GETTING RANDOM STIFFYS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM" (groooossssss)
You disgust me, ya sicko!
8). "Can you catch herpes from cyber sex"
I have officially lost all faith in humanity. People are doomed! :uhoh21:
9). "Help!!my patient makes fun of me, what should i do?"
Well, duh! You should make fun of the patient! I mean, look at that ugly hospital gown she's wearing. And did she think an IV pole with a bag of antibiotics was a good accessory? Ugh, some patients have no fashion sense. You could find things to make fun of all day!
10). " should I date a guy doctor or a female doctor,,who do you think would have more money?"
Money and gender aren't the issues here. The real question when deciding if you should date a doctor is this: Do you really think you could deal with dating someone who thinks they're God?