WTH kind of question is that

  1. 1 So, I found these questions on various websites like Yahoo, StudentDoctors, yadda yadda. My question to you is...WTH are these people thinking?

    1). "Do I have a chance of getting into the Harvard Nursing program? " (in case you're wondering - Harvard doesn't have a nursing program)

    2). " failed Anatomy and Biology 3x do you think nursing school will even care?"

    3). "Do I really have to talk with patients if I'm their nurse?"

    4). " will the doctor help you clean up a code brown if you ask nicely?"

    5). "Is it wrong to steal my patient's food?"

    6). "teacher told me I was too stupid to be a nurse, what does she mean by that?"

    7). "WHY DO I KEEP GETTING RANDOM STIFFYS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM" (groooossssss)

    8). "Can you catch herpes from cyber sex"

    9). "Help!!my patient makes fun of me, what should i do?"

    10). " should I date a guy doctor or a female doctor,,who do you think would have more money?"

    Gotta go, be back later folks
  2. Visit  johnny depp23 profile page

    About johnny depp23

    From 'Beverly Hills, California'; 64 Years Old; Joined Sep '09; Posts: 247; Likes: 164.

    24 Comments so far...

  3. Visit  whichone'spink profile page
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    To those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question, I say, bull pucky.
  4. Visit  roser13 profile page
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    OP, I think you're a strange one to be asking WTH are these people thinking.

    You specialize in strange/off-the-wall questions/comments.
  5. Visit  biker nurse profile page
    6
    Still searching for a dx "too stupid to live" maybe it will make ICD-10 !!
  6. Visit  nursinger profile page
    6
    "Do I really have to talk with patients if I'm their nurse?"

    No, just stare at them.
  7. Visit  SeeTheMoon profile page
    4
    WOW. And they vote too....
  8. Visit  traumaRUs profile page
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    Moving to off-topic.
  9. Visit  xtxrn profile page
    2
    No need to go all that far to find these sorts of questions
  10. Visit  xtxrn profile page
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    I just graduated, and now I need YOU to tell me how to do basic assessments and first aid

    Should I become an astronaut or nun? (ok, so not that bad, but close)

    The patient has a high diastolic pressure, should I give the PRN for elevated DBP since it's in the parameters ? (had that one asked to my face) ...out of school nearly a year and needed help with basic PRN order reading....
  11. Visit  Liddle Noodnik profile page
    5
    Quote from traumaRUs
    Moving to off-topic.
    I was going to argue with you and say, "But at the very least it's 'Nursing Humor!'"

    But then I realized - this is NOT funny.
  12. Visit  xtxrn profile page
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    Scary , isn't it ?
  13. Visit  johnny depp23 profile page
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    Quote from traumaRUs
    Moving to off-topic.

    What else is new? You guys hate me for some strange reason . I could ask the same exact question as Susie Q and you would STILL move my question to off-topic.
  14. Visit  bluemushroom profile page
    4
    I love this, Johnny! My answers:

    1). "Do I have a chance of getting into the Harvard Nursing program? " (in case you're wondering - Harvard doesn't have a nursing program)
    *Blank stare and sound of crickets chirping*

    2). " failed Anatomy and Biology 3x do you think nursing school will even care?"
    No, they won't care. You're probably one of their first picks for admission. None of that biology and anatomy crap is actually important in nursing school.

    3). "Do I really have to talk with patients if I'm their nurse?"
    Nope. You can communicate with them through a series of grunts and complex hand gestures.

    4). " will the doctor help you clean up a code brown if you ask nicely?"
    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I couldn't even get a doc to clean up some water that spilled on the floor. (I'm totally serious about that water thing. Anyway, about the poop... hmm... Sure, there's a doc somewhere out there who would gladly help. The trick is to actually find that one. )

    5). "Is it wrong to steal my patient's food?"
    Did you really just ask that?

    6). "teacher told me I was too stupid to be a nurse, what does she mean by that?"
    If you can't figure out what she means, you really are stupid. (Totally kidding on this one, you guys. I DO NOT agree with instructors saying things like that.)

    7). "WHY DO I KEEP GETTING RANDOM STIFFYS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM" (groooossssss)
    You disgust me, ya sicko!

    8). "Can you catch herpes from cyber sex"
    I have officially lost all faith in humanity. People are doomed! :uhoh21:

    9). "Help!!my patient makes fun of me, what should i do?"
    Well, duh! You should make fun of the patient! I mean, look at that ugly hospital gown she's wearing. And did she think an IV pole with a bag of antibiotics was a good accessory? Ugh, some patients have no fashion sense. You could find things to make fun of all day!

    10). " should I date a guy doctor or a female doctor,,who do you think would have more money?"
    Money and gender aren't the issues here. The real question when deciding if you should date a doctor is this: Do you really think you could deal with dating someone who thinks they're God?


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