When a woman should call it a nite....

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Let's see what happens with this one!... lolWhen A Woman Should Call it a Night...

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my bootay

while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's @ss and honestly believe

I could do it too.

4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye

Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5 . I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine on the floor (which I'm eating even

though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

10 . The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing

or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep

them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just

lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG

WAY but..."

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.

19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on

the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having

problems walking straight.

:roll

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OMG That is TOO funny...I'm gonna go look for a funny pic that fits this perfectly...back soon

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:rotfl: :rolleyes:

OMG! TOO FUNNY!

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase...."Party til they are pretty!"

:roll

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:rolleyes: Ummm.....I think I've BEEN that woman once or twice.....LMAO:imbar
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Oh my, I could throw up a whole lot of "priceless" pics involving women and drink.....but most are not suitable for this website.

bob

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Originally posted by BelindaLPN

:rolleyes: Ummm.....I think I've BEEN that woman once or twice.....LMAO:imbar

:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

Yup, BEEN that woman, KNOW that woman (....several copies of her, in fact!!),

kinda scary, isn't it????!!!

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Me too....back in the day anyway...:D

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Originally posted by emily_mom

Me too....back in the day anyway...:D

ditto...:imbar

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Specializes in Geriatrics, LTC.

Been there done that! LOL

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Yes, I'm afraid I have also been there, done that and bought that T-shirt.:imbar "I'll never forget that night because I don't remember a thing that happened."

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