What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story? - page 69

:D Here is my most gross, yucky, disgusting nursing story! I was working a night shift on a tele floor as a new Nurse. We had this one poor old lady who was confused and was restrained as... Read More

  1. by   I'mahappygirl
    Well I am a nursing student and I start clinicals in two weeks and you guys have scared the crap out of me. Yikes!!
  2. by   Kiringat
    This is from a fellow student:
    26 yr old male came in complaining of a severe earache and hearing loss that had been going on for about a week. An exam was done, and she ended up having to dig RAW ground beef out of the guy's ear canal. Ground beef! And it wasn't a small amount either. We're still trying to decide how it got there.
  3. by   hemoglobin
    Quote from I'mahappygirl
    Well I am a nursing student and I start clinicals in two weeks and you guys have scared the crap out of me. Yikes!!
    Me too! I am starting Phlebotomy class soon, but the stories in this thread really gross me out. I wonder if i have courage to go on? Now i undertand what nurses endure.
  4. by   hemoglobin
    Quote from mich_01085
    That is way too funny! I fell out of my chair laughing!
    What is a prolapsed UTERUS? is the U still inside? How does that happen? too many childbirths?enguin:
  5. by   hemoglobin
    Quote from mom2cdnme
    OK well still being a student I havent gotten to my clinical stage but being as curious as I am I tend to ask every nurse I see about their worst moment. Well this past weekend I pulled the muscles in my lower back and decided to go to the ER after not being able to move without extreme pain. So I am in triage and the nurse asked me what I was going to school for we preceeded to talk about her experience and I just had to post it. One night an elderly woman walks in complaining of severe abdom. cramps it got to the point to where the woman couldnt get up to use the restroom. So they decided to cath her. Well the woman smelled just horrible to begin with and wouldnt you know it she got the job. So she goes to prep her and a little white worm falls out. Yep its a magget. Apparently the woman had stuck a grape inside at some point in time and the maggets began to tunnel their way through her abdom. cavity! Im assuming she had some infection prior to this. I believe the woman was a little on the dementia side! (so far I havent heard a story thats grossed me out I think I am ready for it) But I dont want to speak to soon!
    SO? what happens next? Did the worms do any harms to the body of thewoman? :chuckle
  6. by   muffie
    its 0230 in the am, i made it to pg 36.omg.dead kitten made me cry i laughed so much my cat Tammy sleeping beside me woke up.popsicle stick. rice wrapped in tissue.dirty money.too much. too funny.too gross.thanks all,will read rest of thread 2morrow.
  7. by   muffie
    booty dust--omg
  8. by   Epona
    Run From The Hospitals As Fast As You Can!!!!!

    Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh>>>>>>>>!!
  9. by   Dom's mom
    A nice littel old man in a wheel chair waved at one of my co-workers (a pretty littel 18 year-old, fresh out of high school sugar and spice type of girl). He said "honey come over here please" as she bent down to talk to him. He moved the blanket covering his legs and SPLAT! he ejaculated right in her face and mouth. I never saw her again and thus my nursing career beagn...........

    him and the pb&j sandwich lady used to work together!:blushkiss

    hands down by far the funniest and most disgusting one i have read yet!
  10. by   Kaiulani
    Thas is so nasty!!!!!!!!! About lost my lunch on that one.
  11. by   Kaiulani
    Okay, I'm totally dry heaving on that one.
  12. by   Dom's mom
    Quote from knockandhello
    elderly gent,confused had stripped and was leaning facing the wall legs akimbo, standing in a pool of urine.Friend rushes up and bends down behind him mopping up the floor telling him not to move while she dries the floor.there she was head below his buttocks telling him not to move , in case he slipped, when he grunted and moved his bowels on top of her head.We didn't know whether to laugh or cry .
    this one and ejaculating old man are a tie for #1
  13. by   Leopardspots85
    Quote from Dayray
    I was a new CNA in the nursing home and feeling very proud of my first step in my chosen career.

    A nice littel old man in a wheel chair waved at one of my co-workers (a pretty littel 18 year-old, fresh out of high school sugar and spice type of girl). He said "honey come over here please" as she bent down to talk to him. He moved the blanket covering his legs and SPLAT! he ejaculated right in her face and mouth. I never saw her again and thus my nursing career beagn...........

    DO THEY SORT OF PUNISH THESE PATIENTS AT NURSING HOMES FOR THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR?

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