What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story? - page 47

:D Here is my most gross, yucky, disgusting nursing story! I was working a night shift on a tele floor as a new Nurse. We had this one poor old lady who was confused and was restrained as... Read More

  1. by   SugarMagnolia
    Quote from PennyLane
    There's no such thing. Just when you think the puking's all over, there's always more.

    I want more pukedom, people!
    Ask & you shall receive.
    Here goes my tale of woe. I work as a nurse in a pediatric rehabilitation hospital with physically & emotionally challenged kids. One evening while bringing one of my patients his meds, he projectile vomited on me from the neck of my shirt to my waist. I managed to not come unglued but I got my co-worker to finish my med pass so I could go home to change. The scent of the vomit was too much to bear so I took my shirt & bra off & tossed 'em into the woods beside the road & drove home topless. It is a tale that has been shared throughout my facility. Pam
  2. by   mackrn
    Quote from SugarMagnolia
    One evening while bringing one of my patients his meds, he projectile vomited on me from the neck of my shirt to my waist. Pam
    Mine isn't quite as interesting, but fairly gross. I was working on the triage desk of Tampa General Hospital when a pick up truck came roaring up and the driver started screaming for help as his was was in the back and she wasn't breathing. Called for assitance and climbed in the back to assess her and she wasn't breathing but had a heartbeat (this is back in the late 70's where you didn't use PPE's) and started rescure breathing. Just as I was about to give my 3rd rescue breath she projectile vomited and got a mouth and facefull. Apparently the reason she wasn't breathing was that she was postical. When the code team made it out ot the ramp I was hanging over the wall puking everything that had eaten for a week (on the hood of one of the attendings BMW parked illegally- was really p.o.'d about the paint job). After 2 gallons of mouth wash was able to return to work, but to this day just a wiff of puke makes me nauseaous.
  3. by   ktwlpn
    Quote from cathy2005
    :uhoh21: :uhoh21: working nights in nursing home in school for lpn alhemizers fl.pts was walking all night put her in geriatric chair she finaally fell asleep assisted to put her in bed something went plop looked down dint know what it was kicked it found out it was prolapsed uterus.
    eeek! I had an end-stage Alzheimer's pt with a prolapsed uterus years ago.The family had refused surgery.We used to coat it with desitin to keep it moist....I HATED touching it....I HATE pressure ulcers to the bone-I HATE exposed tendons...yech...Ear wax on hearing aides...crusty artifical eyes...Scrotums dangling to the floor....Residents removing their dentures at the dining table and licking them clean....Poop pickers and eaters...I hate dementia-there is NO dignity for these people....none.
  4. by   FutureNrse
    Quote from rhonda L
    I am glad to know these kind of nurses are banned
    I'm glad too....I just wish I'd read it before it removed
  5. by   FutureNrse
    Quote from girlnurse83
    I am speechless! That is...........there are no words!
    Yup, this one got me. I'm sitting here, mouth hanging open, slightly ill. You win the prize.
  6. by   FutureNrse
    Quote from TDub
    In English: "Pardon me, nurse, but this cervidil tape (hit) has fallen out of my vagina. Allow me to place it in your bare hand."
    That was funnier than the original story!!!!!
  7. by   FutureNrse
    [QUOTE=RockiNbarbi]Well, got two goodies to add here...
    back in my first year of nursing school I had an observation day in the ER. An older prostitute came in complaining of abd pain and had some discharge. Apparently 'mattress mary' (as the staff knew her as) was a frequent flyer there. Doc's exam revealed a sizeable object in her vagina, and it was removed. It was a roll of money, but all old and slimy and covered in pus (never mind the smell)!!! ICK, ACK, URK...

    Oooohhh, this story may end up serving as a cure for a very annoying habit that my teenage son has. He is forever putting things in his mouth or chewing on things. His favorites are the caps off of pens, and the pull tabs off soda cans, but in a pinch he'll nibble on anything and I have told him repeatedly how nasty it is to put money in his mouth because of how often it switches hands...lol...THIS story should finally break his habit. I'm printing it now and showing it to him...hahaha
  8. by   Foxfour
    Quote from Dayray
    I was a new CNA in the nursing home and feeling very proud of my first step in my chosen career.

    A nice littel old man in a wheel chair waved at one of my co-workers (a pretty littel 18 year-old, fresh out of high school sugar and spice type of girl). He said "honey come over here please" as she bent down to talk to him. He moved the blanket covering his legs and SPLAT! he ejaculated right in her face and mouth. I never saw her again and thus my nursing career beagn...........
    Would this be considered sexual assault? That's disgusting.
  9. by   Kitkat23
    When I was a student aide, I had a gross and embarrassing encounter with a dirty old man. It was my last week in clinical and my instructor assigned me to bathe a gentleman on my own. I was very confident after all that practice, so I agreed. After I gathered my stuff, I knocked on his door and he told me to come in. I did and he was jerking off like crazy! I was pretty shocked and embarrassed. I heard about old men getting erections, but seeing it was shocking. I was so nervous that I was apologizing like crazy.

    :uhoh21: He said, "That's okay honey. Come back later. I just get so hot and horny with all them pretty girl nurses who work here." Then he said,"You're pretty, Kat. Are you going to be my pretty girl tonight and bathe my dick?" And he's stroking himself heavily while saying that. I told him that I'll give him more privacy and he told me to come back later. I practically ran out of his room. I didn't want to bathe him while he had a hard on! My instructor always told me to provide privacy for aroused patients. I hoped they sent a male CNA in his room! But I later got used to the "Dirty Old Men"!
  10. by   Kitkat23
    Quote from Foxfour
    Would this be considered sexual assault? That's disgusting.

    I don't know. Old men do wierd things when they're in nursing homes. That was so gross, ejaculating in the aide's face. I would freak out, but I wouldn't quit. I'd wear a face mask and shield when I'd care for someone like that. I'd wear a gown and gloves too.
  11. by   NoCrumping
    Quote from Kitkat23
    When I was a student aide, I had a gross and embarrassing encounter with a dirty old man. It was my last week in clinical and my instructor assigned me to bathe a gentleman on my own. I was very confident after all that practice, so I agreed. After I gathered my stuff, I knocked on his door and he told me to come in. I did and he was jerking off like crazy! I was pretty shocked and embarrassed. I heard about old men getting erections, but seeing it was shocking. I was so nervous that I was apologizing like crazy.

    :uhoh21: He said, "That's okay honey. Come back later. I just get so hot and horny with all them pretty girl nurses who work here." Then he said,"You're pretty, Kat. Are you going to be my pretty girl tonight and bathe my dick?" And he's stroking himself heavily while saying that. I told him that I'll give him more privacy and he told me to come back later. I practically ran out of his room. I didn't want to bathe him while he had a hard on! My instructor always told me to provide privacy for aroused patients. I hoped they sent a male CNA in his room! But I later got used to the "Dirty Old Men"!
    Kat, I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit...lol you might think HE would be embarrassed too.... what a pig.......
  12. by   NoCrumping
    Quote from Laurlaur
    When I worked in a nursing home an elderly woman had diahhrroea, she did it all in the beed, it even had carrots in it!I went in to dress her in the morning and found her like it, totally naked and covered in faeces from her belly to her legs. I smell kept making me retch. Anyway I washed her down. I then left the smelly, dripping sheets in the laundry room (thinking the laundry person would do it, it was my second day and I didnt know any better). One of the senior carers told me I had to stand at the sink and scrub the dirty sheets which were covered in poo, which I did. Needless to say I only lasted 2 weeks there!!And now am training to be an RN in peds! (at least they dont do as much poo!)
    THERE ISN'T ENOUGH MONEY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD FOR ME TO DO SOME OF THESE FECAL RELATED TASKS. I JUST SIMPLY CANT. thank GOD I work in NICU...... microscopic feces:uhoh21:
  13. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from Kitkat23
    When I was a student aide, I had a gross and embarrassing encounter with a dirty old man. It was my last week in clinical and my instructor assigned me to bathe a gentleman on my own. I was very confident after all that practice, so I agreed. After I gathered my stuff, I knocked on his door and he told me to come in. I did and he was jerking off like crazy! I was pretty shocked and embarrassed. I heard about old men getting erections, but seeing it was shocking. I was so nervous that I was apologizing like crazy.

    :uhoh21: He said, "That's okay honey. Come back later. I just get so hot and horny with all them pretty girl nurses who work here." Then he said,"You're pretty, Kat. Are you going to be my pretty girl tonight and bathe my dick?" And he's stroking himself heavily while saying that. I told him that I'll give him more privacy and he told me to come back later. I practically ran out of his room. I didn't want to bathe him while he had a hard on! My instructor always told me to provide privacy for aroused patients. I hoped they sent a male CNA in his room! But I later got used to the "Dirty Old Men"!
    I have a similar story when I was a nurses aide. I was assigned to the men's unit (Back then men were separated from women unless they were married) I had been there for about a month. This one elderly, and respectful man was in the section where I worked. He became infatuated with me, and began giving me complements, and then later small gifts, which I refused, unless it was okayed by the head nurse. He managed to give me a very pretty cigarette lighter. (Back then I was a smoker, so only thought it was an act of kindness on his part. Then one morning, as I entered his room, he was masturbating, and he groped me. I told the head nurse, and asked for a transfer. My request was granted.

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