Nurses Humor
Published Jun 9, 2003
Shamrock, BSN, RN
448 Posts
The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme was "Viagra Advertising Slogans." The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List.
> After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week
> went very well for everyone.
>
> The top ten:
> 10. Viagra: Whaaazzzzz Up!!
> 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
> 8. Viagra: Like a rock!
> 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
> overnight.
> 6. Viagra: Be all that you can be.
> 5. Viagra: Reach out and touch someone.
> 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
> 3. Viagra: Tastes great! More filling!
> 2. Viagra: We bring good things to life!
> And the unanimous number one slogan:
> 1. This is your member. . . This is your member on drugs .
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
gwenith, BSN, RN
3,755 Posts
Liddle Noodnik
3,789 Posts
Originally posted by gwenith :roll
:roll
Forgive me if you've heard this one, why do they give the men in nursing homes Viagra?
To keep them from falling out of bed.
Just Angi
139 Posts
Too cute!! :)
debbyed
566 Posts
:roll :roll
nursee
10 Posts
:roll :chuckle :roll :)
Jay-Jay, RN
633 Posts
Q: What happens when you give a doctor Viagra?
A: He gets taller!
re:
That one took me a minute, LOL!
Could apply to MANY mushroom heads I know ...
Sable's mom
186 Posts
ROTFLMAO!!!
Both the original joke and Jay-jay's addition>
sure enjoyed the laughs.
rnnurse2be
226 Posts
ROF LOL... VERY VERY CUTE!
night owl
1,134 Posts
nadia562002
93 Posts
OK, OK. I dont think the old guys really need viagra. Its bad enough when they swat you on the rear or try to grope you. No thanks!!!!