True Friendship

  1. Are you tired off all those sissy, mushy"friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

    Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship!

    1. When you are sad,...I will get you drunk and help plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

    2. When you are blue,...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you smile,...I'll know you finally got laid.

    4. When you are scared,...I will rag you about it every chance I get.

    5. When you are worried,..I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

    6. When you are confused,...I will use simple little words to explain.

    7. When you are sick,...stay away from me until you're well again; I don't want whatever you have.

    8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

    This is my oath, I pledge "til the end. Why you may ask? Because, you are my friend.

    Send this to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you can only think of two,and one of them is
    not speaking to you right now anyway.

    Remember:...a friend will help you move.... A really good friend will help you move a body!!



    bob
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  2. 10 Comments

  3. by   alwaysthere
    LOVE IT!
  4. by   bagladyrn
    Sounds like my kind of friend!
  5. by   tattooednursie
    I have that relationship with alot of people.
  6. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by 2ndCareerRN
    8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
    I love this one! I don't care, seeing someone fall is the funniest thing! (in the absence of true injury, of course!)

    Heather
  7. by   baseline
    I have this friend.........I AM this friend !!!!!
  8. by   lunakat
    Originally posted by OBNURSEHEATHER
    I love this one! I don't care, seeing someone fall is the funniest thing! (in the absence of true injury, of course!)

    Heather
    I laugh at myself outloud when I fall, I can't help it !:chuckle
  9. by   emily_mom
    This is great!!!
  10. by   NurseDennie
    Originally posted by OBNURSEHEATHER
    I love this one! I don't care, seeing someone fall is the funniest thing! (in the absence of true injury, of course!)

    Heather
    I respectfully beg to differ! In the absence of true injury, seeing somebody catch on fire is MUCH funnier.

    I truly don't want anybody hurt, and burns hurt. But when somebody's got some bit of clothing in flames, you just can't beat the hooting and flapping for good laughs.

    I love the hooting and hopping the flapping bits.

    Love

    Dennie
  11. by   donmurray
    Dennie! I just fell off my chair! OW!
  12. by   NurseDennie
    Cool, Don! I don't suppose you went down in flames? That would have been MUCH funnier.

    Love

    Dennie

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