Things nursing school FAILED to tell us - page 11
Wouldn't it have been great if they told us this stuff in nursing school? NOTE: A LOT OF MINE WERE MEANT FOR LTC NURSES The human body is capable of holding 200 cups of H2O/coffee in your... Read More
Apr 20, '08how not to laugh out loud when the family really believe that their loved one can have a brain transplant and then be 'cured'
Apr 20, '08Quote from DNRmeThe power of the human mind and will is truly amazing.That the stable patient who tells you they feel like they are going to die....will
Apr 26, '08For me, in LTC (as a CMA, Im still in school), people failed to tell me that I would come to love these residents as my own flesh and blood, and that sometimes I would feel like I know them better then I know my own family since a good majority of my time is spent with them.
I have to second the poster that mentioned how cut throat nurses are to one another. Sheesh! Wanna know what happens when the same 12 women (potentially PMSing) spend 10-14 hours a day together? Ask a nurse!
May 5, '08That you need to exhale though your nose when the smell is overpowering or you will be still smellling it for 5 minutes after your leave the room.
May 9, '08Quote from AMY30It was maybe my fourth week of clinicals in a LTC facility and within an hour I was spit on, **** on, bled on, and vomitied on. Not to mention I was almost hit and punched, and I was kicked.Honey, I just finished my third year of my BScN. I am here to tell you that poop is everywhere all the time so hold your breath and get used to it.
For instance, I worked in a LTC in between 2nd and 3rd year. One guy had to be supped every 3 days cause he didn't go on his own. Well I have him on the sit-to-stand and am just pulling down his brief when he starts to go. Had poop down my arms, legs and shoes - cleaned up as best I could and finished my shift that way.
What is really funny is that you get used to it, not to long ago I was having a quick snack and a friend needed help. Here I was washing an enormous amount of poop off of this little old lady and realized that I was still chewing the last bite I had taken - and I wasn't grossed out
Now, even when family has complaints, one of my first questions is "When was your last BM and what was it like - hard, soft, colour?
A couple of my sisters have bowel issues, and when the complain of stomach problems, I tell them they need to have a BM, and they roll their eyes at me, but the few times that they actually listen to me, they feel better.
May 10, '08Quote from scarymaryWhat?how not to laugh out loud when the family really believe that their loved one can have a brain transplant and then be 'cured'
Do you mean... they can't?
May 22, '08Quote from scarymaryUmmmm,andhow not to laugh out loud when the family really believe that their loved one can have a brain transplant and then be 'cured'
May 22, '08Quote from peridotgirlSometimes? You are too kind. I'd say most of the time.that sometimes a pt's family is often more troublesome to deal with than the pts themselves.. :caduceus:
May 22, '08That as a dialysis nurse I would have know more about plumbing - and I mean the kind that has to do with pipes and showers and water, not the human kind - than I ever imagined.
That I would need to carry around a kit of 20 or so special adapters to fit whatever plumbing fixture I would encounter.
That, for the most part, people suck.
That everything you have ever jury-rigged in your life will become a valuable skill to draw on later.
That the stuff they make the noise about in will matter least at the bedside.
May 24, '08that a simple " I am so glad you came. Thank you so much for being here and supporting me. I was lonely." statement from a pt in L&D could make your day worthwhile.
That even though all nursing care is "up close and personal," its not always a good idea to get up close and personal. :wink2:
May 25, '08Quote from ruby veevery true, who really knows how a person lives and what lives in the kitchen. some people are just crazy, plus we all wonder about the patients' family members anyway. i wouldn't trust a stranger, sort of the same as accepting candy from a stranger, not a wise decision.you don't always know how clean their kitchen is . . . and once a whole shift of nurses got some sort of intestinal problem from goodies a family brought in. the whole shift of ccu nurses -- nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. not pretty!
many times patients will be discharged with goodies brought in by visitors and the discharged patient offer it to the nursing staff, the stuff is obviously old or uncovered. that is just gross.
May 26, '08No matter how much technology, scientific fact, and research anyone can do, NURSES ARE SUPERSTITIOUS!
Never utter the words Quiet or Slow or Steady. Never think that you'll actually get to eat something that was just delivered after someone says "It's quiet tonight, let's order out!"
And what I learned in the operating room...Never take a patient who reports to you they just don't have a good feeling about this surgery, or they feel like they're going to die today. The surgeon and anesthesiologist will most likely cancel surgery due to those comments.
May 26, '08Quote from NatkatThat the stuff they make the noise about inwill matter least at the bedside.