The Unbelievable things our Pts DO..It is true - page 4

i was at a work a few weeks ago, and i was helping a cna with one of her pt (not mine) ...the pt had just been admitted that day but she was a pt i had for 3 months last yr when i was working full... Read More

  1. by   Pattiecake
    Quote from Emma-Jane Farmer
    EEEWWWWW!!! where did you get the liquid poo from? yuk .

    Emma :hatparty:
    The blender it seems! It puts a whole new slant on home made milk shakes and baby food. EEEEWWWWWWW !:chuckle:chuckle
  2. by   Pattiecake
    Actually this thread causes me to remember one of my earlier jobs in a Canadian Provincial Mental Hospital. We had a trophy room and in it were the various and sundry doo-dads that had been removed from our patients innards.
    1) The Workers comp pencil with a slogan on it that said "accidents don't happen" removed from the tear duct of a patient on constant obs.
    2) The intact rose removed from a vagina.
    3) The many miles of barbed wire removed from the stomachs of many patients
    4) The stubby beer bottle from a rectum, the regular beer bottle froma vagina
    5) Razor blades, knives, spoons, teacups, plastic wrap, you name it removed from stomachs
  3. by   vaughanmk
    Some people just don't have common sense do they? Some could be really rich if they could find a way to sell it, or train it.
  4. by   tattooednursie
    I was giving a resident a shower and she pooped . . . but instead of the usual plop . . . it was a plink! I looked down, and there was a KEY in the bowel movement. Ibrought it to the charge nurse . . . and said . . . "lost any keys?"
  5. by   z's playa
    Quote from Pattiecake
    Actually this thread causes me to remember one of my earlier jobs in a Canadian Provincial Mental Hospital. We had a trophy room and in it were the various and sundry doo-dads that had been removed from our patients innards.
    1) The Workers comp pencil with a slogan on it that said "accidents don't happen" removed from the tear duct of a patient on constant obs.
    2) The intact rose removed from a vagina.
    3) The many miles of barbed wire removed from the stomachs of many patients
    4) The stubby beer bottle from a rectum, the regular beer bottle froma vagina
    5) Razor blades, knives, spoons, teacups, plastic wrap, you name it removed from stomachs

    How on earth can you swallow a teacup? Seriously! :uhoh21:
  6. by   Pattiecake
    Quote from z's playa
    How on earth can you swallow a teacup? Seriously! :uhoh21:
    I'm only the reporter of the contents of the trophy room m'love. Never tried a teacup myself. I can't say there's anything on that menu that appeals to me. :chuckle
    Pat
  7. by   Jay-Jay
    Quote from FutureRN_Mandi
    I was giving a resident a shower and she pooped . . . but instead of the usual plop . . . it was a plink! I looked down, and there was a KEY in the bowel movement. Ibrought it to the charge nurse . . . and said . . . "lost any keys?"
    So THAT'S what happened to the narc keys!
  8. by   CRNA Someday
    Once had an AIDS patient brought in painted from head to foot in red paint. When asked why, he said, "Because I was tired of feeling blue." Poor guy; was diagnosed with HIV in the mid 80's and although physically he seemed quite healthy, I fear there was a touch of dementia after all that time.

    Alison, RN
  9. by   celticqueen
    Quote from CRNA Someday
    Once had an AIDS patient brought in painted from head to foot in red paint. When asked why, he said, "Because I was tired of feeling blue." Poor guy; was diagnosed with HIV in the mid 80's and although physically he seemed quite healthy, I fear there was a touch of dementia after all that time.

    Alison, RN
    Oh, bless his heart!!!! This is quite a touching and deep story when you think about it, what was going through his mind for him to do that????

    Emma :hatparty:

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