The Cardiologist


    A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
    covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following
    the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then
    closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

    At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
    stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
    funeral...I'm a gynecologist."

    And at that point, the proctologist fainted.
  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   teeituptom
  4. by   live4today
    :chuckle :roll :chuckle :roll :chuckle
  5. by   ptnurse
    Now that is funny!!!
  6. by   mistersleepy
    That is WAY funny!!!!!
  7. by   debbyed
    :roll :chuckle :roll
  8. by   nowplayingEDRN
    Does the proctologist get a H-U-G-H jar of K-Y jelly to facilitate his burial?????
  9. by   Danamegg
    Yeah, to make the transition smooth!