So I am sitting here...

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Specializes in Acute Care Cardiac, Education, Prof Practice.

across from a patient room who has his door open due to be a little on the "odd" side. Every few hours he lifts his knee up and rips off a huge fart which reverberates nicely off the rubber mattresses.

Good times.

Tait

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Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.
across from a patient room who has his door open due to be a little on the "odd" side. every few hours he lifts his knee up and rips off a huge fart which reverberates nicely off the rubber mattresses.

good times.

tait

did you want to see if we could light it?

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Specializes in Acute Care Cardiac, Education, Prof Practice.
did you want to see if we could light it?

only if we want to be on the news for blowing up the place. they are big!:lol2:

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At least you can put "WNL" for your GI assessment without having to go in :)

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Specializes in ER, Medicine.
:lol2: Isn't our job great?
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Specializes in Acute Care Cardiac, Education, Prof Practice.
:lol2: Isn't our job great?

We sure do see the more "colorful" side of people.

Tait

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Specializes in Peds/outpatient FP,derm,allergy/private duty.

Perhaps he blows the flatus as a do-it-yourself foghorn to alert you that his pain med is due?

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Specializes in Correctional, QA, Geriatrics.

He really is "full of it" isn't he?

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Specializes in LTC, Med-SURG,STICU.

LOL That is too funny!

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Specializes in OB, Peds, Med Surg and Geriatric Nsg.
across from a patient room who has his door open due to be a little on the "odd" side. Every few hours he lifts his knee up and rips off a huge fart which reverberates nicely off the rubber mattresses.

Good times.

Tait

LOL!:D I have a new admit last night who was so obsessed with his bowels. After I gave him a MOM at his request, he started sticking his pointer finger in his butt. When an aide saw what he was doing, he says, " I'm trying to break them up so that they would come out." :D

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LOL!:D I have a new admit last night who was so obsessed with his bowels. After I gave him a MOM at his request, he started sticking his pointer finger in his butt. When an aide saw what he was doing, he says, " I'm trying to break them up so that they would come out." :D

Trying to manually disimpact himself huh? Don't you just hate it when patients are caught masturbating and say it's something else? LOL. If I was the receiving nurse, I am so not shaking his hand upon introducing myself and I'd be better off putting the pulse oximeter elsewhere.

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i'd get an order for a rectal tube.:devil:

leslie

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