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Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.

Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

Oh yeah it was experience from both ends:(

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On the psych unit I often think "oh my gosh....i'm just gonna kill myself."

then remember half the patients are there for saying that out loud. well, at least i'm in the right place!

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Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

If a man speaks in the middle of a forest, and no women is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Specializes in community small-town med/icu unit.
If a man speaks in the middle of a forest, and no women is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

do you really need to ask that?! :lol::roflmao:

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Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

Does it irritate anyone but me when the checkout people slam your groceries around, or wad your clothing into a bag- I mean, those are freaking eggs, did you need a "Fragile" sign? Grrrrr!

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Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

Why do you always to put the eggs in the same bag as the flour and the sugar?:mad:

Yes, I heard it buzz too. The salesclerk left the $%^& shoplifting deterrent tag on:banghead: and I had to make a second trip back here to have it removed!:arghh:

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Specializes in CICU.

You know, the ad banner at the top of this page really gets to me at times. Usually, it is BSN program ads. Today, however, it keeps showing some sort of sheet one can insert under a pannus to prevent "skin-on-skin" irritation...

I could stand to drop a few pounds, but it hasn't gotten to that point yet...I see it enough at work, and at risk of sounding mean - its kind of grossing me out!

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Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

Re: Skin-on-skin Irritation Ad.

Lol! They must not have CNAs that Baby Powder the heck out of them after a bedbath. Sometimes it looks like my patients are ready to be deep fried when I assess them. I fling back the covers to auscultate breathing sounds, and we both sneeze as a white cloud of corn starch fills the room! I would much rather stick one of those sheets in the rolls and crevices!!!:yuck:

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Specializes in CICU.
Re: Skin-on-skin Irritation Ad.

It's called a pillowcase!

And, we don't get baby powder... The nystatin powder doesn't go airborne at least...

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Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

I have found a chicken wing bone in a fat fold of a 560lb women tonight, she said,"gah, I am surprised, the cat must have hid that there. Now don't get me wrong- I'm a dog person, but do cats hide stuff??? I hope everyone has eaten supper:) Also, I found a small cat toy- so she may have a "unique" cat? Wuh, I kept searching for the dead kitten because the skin-on-skin inflammation was something akin to death, Vintage Cheddar, Crusty Butt, and Body Odor center, with a hint of Cabbage. I cleaned well with 4 PCTs holding up the belly, and then I left the patient to be breaded by the "Powder Puff" girls:)

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Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

I remember visiting my grandmother after she'd showered, and not only was there powder fallout, but the overwhelming smell of Cashmere Bouquet soap and matching powder that went along with it!

I think CB powder and Toujours Moi perfume are the prevailing LOL scents.

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Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

Anything but moth balls!!

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