Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 15

Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it... Read More

  1. by   Merlyn
    Did you ever feel that the world was an APPLE computer and you were a Windows95 program?
  2. by   Merlyn
    Quote from Lynx25
    I am losing my mind.



    I know. Of all the things that I have lost in Nursing, I miss my mind the most.
  3. by   Staragate
    (student)
    I just wish I can do a little bit of everything: peds, neuro, cardiac, OR, psych, autism care.
  4. by   wooh
    Just when I think I've met the craziest person in the world, I go back to work and realize, nope, there are people that are even crazier.
  5. by   Hygiene Queen
    I got a phone call from admissions:

    "Are you having a female discharge today?"

  6. by   JBudd
    If your daughter's pain isn't bad enough for the morphine/zofran the doc ordered (and all you want is ibuprofen), why are you in the emergency room?

    Oh wait. I did say that out loud. Then mom went out to bring in her own ibuprofen.
  7. by   eatmysoxRN
    "OK, sir, so you're telling me that you have chest pain 10 on a 1-10 that is never relieved by nitro, and in addition to morphine, you'd also like to refuse your oxygen because it'd prevent you from eating the lunchbox and coke you want me to bring you?"
  8. by   nursel56
    There are some really weird dog avatars on this forum. If you are reading this and have a dog avatar, yours isn't one of them. What's up with all the weird eyes? Like the owl. Freaks me out. I think it's related to the Gremlins.
  9. by   wooh
    I think nursel's been "wasting" some ETOH....
  10. by   nursel56
    Nah. My core belief that one thing should logically follow from another was broken over at SushiJoes's Place.

    But what the heck, let's toss one back for RANDOM!
  11. by   Do-over
    Quote from Staragate
    (student)
    I just wish I can do a little bit of everything: peds, neuro, cardiac, OR, psych, autism care.
    Uhhh, come work in my unit - everything but peds =) Well, no OR, but we do get the occasional post-surgical patient...
  12. by   Merlyn
    A religious moment:
    From the Irish Book of The Half Dead

    "Better for a man to pour the Potcheen(Moonshine) down the throat of a whore then to spill it on the ground!"

    O'Tally Ch.17 Verse 6
  13. by   RNsRWe
    Quote from nursel56
    Nah. My core belief that one thing should logically follow from another was broken over at SushiJoes's Place.
    Logical flow of thoughts from one to another....hmmm.....interesting idea. But then, we wouldn't be able to understand each other when someone types "Headphones, hepa filter, candlestick"!!

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