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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

Maxine "When life gives you lemons, put them in your bra"

see mine below

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I always loved this one:

The definition of maddness:

Doing what you always did and expecting a different result.

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Specializes in Women's health & post-partum.

"I am not young enough to know everything." ---Oscar Wilde

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Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.

Any day above ground is a good day.

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Specializes in Family.

My new favorite is "Put your big girl panties on and deal with it". Ironically enough, I saw it on some items in a hospital gift shop! :rotfl:

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hello all, new to this sight, enjoying all the saying, and plan on using a few soon. One of my favorite to use - It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. Cuts thru a lot of burcaratic kaka at times.

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Specializes in Counseling Service, Children's Pastor.

A personal saying of mine - "Sometimes I feel like I've been let into the adult world without a hall pass"

-another (referring to my ADHD) I just don't have the same programs wired into my harddrive.

-A favorite quote from STAR WARS

"But Sir, no one worries about upsetting a droid."

"That's because droids don't pull peoples arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookies are known to do that."

"I see. I suggest a new strategy, R-2. Let the wookie win."

True intelligence is being able to discern the line between courage and stupidity.

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"If life is a bowl of cherries what am I doing in the pits" Erma Bombeck

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I had a T-Shirt once that said:

The Nurses day:

A needle in the butt, a tube down a nose, some poopy in a pan, so our day goes.

Don't know what ever happened to that T-Shirt but I loved the saying. It was typical.

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Specializes in Women's health & post-partum.

Sarchasm--the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

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Some of my favorites:

A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step,

~Lao Tzu

You don't own anything that you can't carry on your back at a dead run.

~Unknown

Anywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

~me

Hope you enjoy,

Joe

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Y'all missed the best quote I've seen on here and don't know who to source it to: Being a good nurse is not always the same as being a good employee.

So well said..puts things in perspective when caring becomes a business and "positive financial contribution" becomes more the expectation than delivery of outstanding care. You made my day

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