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  1. Sep 26, '05 by
    Some nurses do it prn
    Some nurses do it from sunrise to sunset,
    BUT the really crazy nurses, do it ALL NIGHT LONG!

    me, a life-long night-shifter
  2. Sep 27, '05 by
    Quote from angelique777
    i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like
    "i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans
    i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

    i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks
    i love these:

    clothes make the man. naked people have little to no influence on society.

    outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
  3. Sep 27, '05 by
    I tell this to some of my patients when I start IVs

    'Starting an IV is like playing baseball - even the pros strike out, it's your batting average that counts. Mostly it depends on how big a major league player your veins are - you know, if your veins are fastball strikes or curve balls. It's like plaiying baseball in another way, too - three strikes and you're out. I normally only stick twice, but if someone tries three times, they are out and you are perfectly right to request a new batter.'

    ~faith,
    Timothy
  4. Sep 27, '05 by
    You can't scare me, I have children.
  5. Sep 27, '05 by
    Quote from angelique777
    smile and the world smiles with you. cry, and you get a runny nose. i like this one

    nature's first green is gold, her hardest hue to hold. her early leaf's a flower; but only so an hour. then leaf subsides to leaf. so eden sank to grief, so dawn goes down to day. nothing gold can stay. - robert frost


    god put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. right now i'm so far behind, i'll never die."

    "i am only one, but i am still one.i cannot do everything but still i am one. i cannot do everything but still i can do something. i will not refuse to do something that i can do." - helen keller

    support bacteria...it's the only culture some people have.

    bad spellers of the world...untie!

    "life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that takes our breath away."

    keep smiling, it sure looks good on you, and if you get a chance pass it on to a friend.

    "men, men i may not know, but shoes, shoes i know."
    --carrie bradshaw, sex and the city


    as i was reading post i found these i like some of them a lot of ..........

    hope more people share there saying .................

    i have a saying when people are transferring from a cart to a table or cart to bed....as they are moving over, i remind them not to leave their crack on the crack.......i usually get a few good laughs with this
  6. Sep 27, '05 by
    Quote from asher315
    Some nurses do it prn
    Some nurses do it from sunrise to sunset,
    BUT the really crazy nurses, do it ALL NIGHT LONG!

    me, a life-long night-shifter

    I want that on a t-shirt!
  7. Oct 4, '05 by
    just wanted to bring this to the top again
  8. Oct 5, '05 by
    Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.-Confucius

    If you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive. -Mel Brooks

    As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes. -Mel Brooks

    Bear in mind the simple rule, X squared to the power of two minus five over the seven point eight three, times nineteen is approximately equal to the cube root of MCC squared divided by X minus a quarter of a third percent. Keep that in mind, and you can't go very far wrong. -Eric Idle

    Any idiot can face a crisis, it's day to day living that wears you out. -Anton Chekhov
  9. Oct 5, '05 by
    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

    The gate is down, the lights are flashing, but the train just is not coming.
  10. Oct 6, '05 by
    "As you slide down the banister of life, may you never get splinters."

    My personal mantra:

    "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt