Share Your Saying - page 9
i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like "i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles... Read More
Oct 18, '05I had a T-Shirt once that said:
The Nurses day:
A needle in the butt, a tube down a nose, some poopy in a pan, so our day goes.
Don't know what ever happened to that T-Shirt but I loved the saying. It was typical.
Oct 18, '05Sarchasm--the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Nov 20, '05Some of my favorites:
A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step,
You don't own anything that you can't carry on your back at a dead run.
Anywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Hope you enjoy,
Nov 20, '05Quote from ZASHAGALKAY'all missed the best quote I've seen on here and don't know who to source it to: Being a good nurse is not always the same as being a good employee.
So well said..puts things in perspective when caring becomes a business and "positive financial contribution" becomes more the expectation than delivery of outstanding care. You made my day
Nov 20, '05"You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same." - UNKNOWN
Nov 20, '05Nursing is calling to see if the physician would OK ordering some Ativan 0.5 -1 mg q 4 hrs prn agitation- yes, we will let the pt. have some too :-)
Nov 22, '05oppinions are like @$$holes...everybody's got one
you are only crazy if you answer the voices
if you play with fire you are bound to get burned
when life gives you limes...make margaritas!
how do you eat an elephant? one piece at a time.
here are some more southernisms:
i'm out like a fat kid in dodge ball.
i'm in like flynn
i'm starvin like marvin
i'm sweatin' like a whore in church
he's got more money than carter's got liver pills
and my all time fav bumper sticker:
if you can read this then get off my a$$!
Nov 22, '05oh yeah...forgot these
all men are creamated equally
she's got it made in the shade with a glass of lemonade
Nov 22, '05Uhhh...
What my mom would say each time I'd say "I am going to run away from home!"
"Don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out".
No she was not drunk.
Nov 22, '05My dad use to tell me "Girl, If you put your brain in a Jay birds arse it will fly backwards" Don't ask until this day I still don't know! I just laugh...
Nov 27, '05I have a lot of quotes and poems, here's a few. I love people and someday, I pray, this world would learn LOVE.
"I expect to pass through the world but once. Any good therefore that I can do, or any kindness I can show to any creature, let me do it now. Let me not defer it, for I shall not pass this way again."
"What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness"
"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it."
Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.
"It's not enough to have lived. We should be determined to live for something. May I suggest that it be creating joy for others, sharing what we have for the betterment of personkind, bringing hope to the lost and love to the lonely."
"You can never do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late."
"The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm."
"Compassion is the basis of morality."
A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world.
Nov 27, '05"Ya can't cure stupid"
And "ate up", we used to use this in the Army all the time. If someone looks bad, bags under eyes, tired "You look ate up." Or if there is a messed up anything, its "ate up".
"Chaos, panic, disorder...my work here is done."
"Sarcasm, yet another service I offer."
"Keep it rubber side down." (motorcyclists credo)
Jesus loves you.