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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like "i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god... Read More


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    Life can only be understood backwards but must be lived forwards.
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    Quote from Dancehall Doctor
    I am a big fan of Southernisms! Here are a few>

    Any faster she'd catch up to yesterday.
    Sick as a dog passing peach pits.
    I love Southern-isms too!

    "He's so confused, he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt"

    "His brain is so small, you could put it in the butt of a gnat and it'd roll around like a bean in a boxcar"

    "Time marches on......and pretty soon you discover that it's marching right across your face"

    "If you have a home that's mobile and five cars that ain't........YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!" :chuckle
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    A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author Unknown
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    Quote from Dancehall Doctor
    A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author Unknown
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    You should have heard all the nurses laugh at me when I was visiting someone in the hospital in Maine and went to the nurses station to report that her IV bag was "Dry as a bone" - We say that all the time in Texas...apparently they don't use that in Maine!

    I had to interpret... :chuckle
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    “Squirming around like minks on a griddle.”

    “Red As a Jaybird’s A$$,”

    "couldn't organize a Pi$$-up in a brewery"

    Never admit to more than you're accused of



    Gauge- Like a Harley T shirt I saw Once it said " If I gotta explain, You wont understand" ^ Selah
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    Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
    Albert Einstein

    Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
    Gallagher

    Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
    Pancho Villa, last words
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    Quote from JessicaGmz
    Life can only be understood backwards but must be lived forwards.
    Now I really like that one Jessica! Very profound, you student you. :kiss :hatparty:
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    This aren't lovely quotes, but they are funny Southernisms:

    (To be used after someone's had a particularly rough night)
    Your eyes look like two pi$$ holes in the sand.

    Busy as a cat covering up s&*t

    Dry as a popcorn fart. (As in "Man, it sure hasn't rained in a while" "Yep, it's dry as a popcorn fart.)
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    We had to wear a pin for an nicu show of support from a rep and it read "Meconium happens"

    We call our hysterical mom's HLF's (hysterical latin females).

    On the board we write A la casa- this pt is being d/c'd soon.

    Next to some pt's names we sometimes draw lips on double doors (this meant the pt was kissing the OR doors-not progressing in labor and will most likely be having a c/s).


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