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No. 30
from Jessy_RN
Old Jul 21, 2005, 12:28 PM

Life can only be understood backwards but must be lived forwards.
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No. 31
Old Jul 21, 2005, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by Dancehall Doctor
I am a big fan of Southernisms! Here are a few>

Any faster she'd catch up to yesterday.
Sick as a dog passing peach pits.
I love Southern-isms too!

"He's so confused, he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt"

"His brain is so small, you could put it in the butt of a gnat and it'd roll around like a bean in a boxcar"

"Time marches on......and pretty soon you discover that it's marching right across your face"

"If you have a home that's mobile and five cars that ain't........YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!"
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No. 32
Old Jul 21, 2005, 12:52 PM

A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author Unknown
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No. 33
from donsterRN
Old Jul 21, 2005, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by Dancehall Doctor
A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author Unknown
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No. 34
from gauge14iv
Old Jul 21, 2005, 01:30 PM

You should have heard all the nurses laugh at me when I was visiting someone in the hospital in Maine and went to the nurses station to report that her IV bag was "Dry as a bone" - We say that all the time in Texas...apparently they don't use that in Maine!

I had to interpret...
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No. 35
Old Jul 21, 2005, 02:36 PM

“Squirming around like minks on a griddle.”

“Red As a Jaybird’s A$$,”

"couldn't organize a Pi$$-up in a brewery"

Never admit to more than you're accused of



Gauge- Like a Harley T shirt I saw Once it said " If I gotta explain, You wont understand" ^ Selah
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No. 36
from Brotherbob
Old Jul 21, 2005, 03:40 PM

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Albert Einstein

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
Gallagher

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Pancho Villa, last words
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No. 37
Old Jul 21, 2005, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by JessicaGmz
Life can only be understood backwards but must be lived forwards.
Now I really like that one Jessica! Very profound, you student you. :hatparty:
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No. 38
from cloudydrms
Old Jul 21, 2005, 07:06 PM

Arrow Southernisms
This aren't lovely quotes, but they are funny Southernisms:

(To be used after someone's had a particularly rough night)
Your eyes look like two pi$$ holes in the sand.

Busy as a cat covering up s&*t

Dry as a popcorn fart. (As in "Man, it sure hasn't rained in a while" "Yep, it's dry as a popcorn fart.)
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No. 39
Old Jul 21, 2005, 07:21 PM

We had to wear a pin for an nicu show of support from a rep and it read "Meconium happens"

We call our hysterical mom's HLF's (hysterical latin females).

On the board we write A la casa- this pt is being d/c'd soon.

Next to some pt's names we sometimes draw lips on double doors (this meant the pt was kissing the OR doors-not progressing in labor and will most likely be having a c/s).
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