Nurses aren't supposed to,lol

  1. ]Subject: Nurses aren't supposed to laugh........

    Nurses aren't supposed to laugh........

    "Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

    "Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.
    Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.
    Five minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

    "I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me.
    On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.
    Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
    "It's swollen," Fred replied.
    She ran out of the room.
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  2. 14 Comments

  3. by   realnursealso/LPN
    OMG, LOL LOL LOL..................too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. by   MysticOne713
    Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! #dead

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  5. by   ImKosher
    This story gave me a good laugh. Thank You
  6. by   Joe N635DC
    Wow..... thats funny

  7. by   Mike A. Fungin RN
    I wonder how well received a sexist joke would be on this board if a woman were the butt of it?
  8. by   Joe N635DC
    Mike,

    Very true...clever point!
  9. by   Esme12
    Ahhem.......women has a sense of humor too.

    Gitano, I just spit my morning coffee all over my computer.....THANK YOU!!!!
  10. by   beckyboo1
    Quote from Mike A. Fungin RN
    I wonder how well received a sexist joke would be on this board if a woman were the butt of it?
    ummm I believe the OP is male LOL
  11. by   OCNRN63
    Quote from mike a. fungin rn
    i wonder how well received a sexist joke would be on this board if a woman were the butt of it?
    thank you. i thought it was just me. if you want to be vulgar, may you ought to take that stuff to the break room.
  12. by   GitanoRN
    and the beat goes on....
  13. by   taRaNeika_88
    Lol. That's funny!! Needed that one.
  14. by   jadelpn
    Quote from Mike A. Fungin RN
    I wonder how well received a sexist joke would be on this board if a woman were the butt of it?
    To hear men tell it, I believe that when a "woman's thingy" is minute, that is a good thing.....


    (This is the humor thread right??????)

    P.S. This thread is useless without pictures.....

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