Nurses aren't supposed to,lol

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    Subject: Nurses aren't supposed to laugh........

    Nurses aren't supposed to laugh........

    "Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

    "Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.
    Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.
    Five minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

    "I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me.
    On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.
    Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
    "It's swollen," Fred replied.
    She ran out of the room.

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  2. 14 Comments...

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    OMG, LOL LOL LOL..................too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! #dead

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    This story gave me a good laugh. Thank You
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    Wow..... thats funny

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    I wonder how well received a sexist joke would be on this board if a woman were the butt of it?
    OCNRN63 likes this.
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    Mike,

    Very true...clever point!
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    Ahhem.......women has a sense of humor too.

    Gitano, I just spit my morning coffee all over my computer.....THANK YOU!!!!
    orthonurse55 likes this.
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    Quote from Mike A. Fungin RN
    I wonder how well received a sexist joke would be on this board if a woman were the butt of it?
    ummm I believe the OP is male LOL
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    Quote from mike a. fungin rn
    i wonder how well received a sexist joke would be on this board if a woman were the butt of it?
    thank you. i thought it was just me. if you want to be vulgar, may you ought to take that stuff to the break room.


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