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Nurses aren't supposed to,lol

  1. 17 ]Subject: Nurses aren't supposed to laugh........

    Nurses aren't supposed to laugh........

    "Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

    "Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.
    Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.
    Five minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

    "I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me.
    On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.
    Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
    "It's swollen," Fred replied.
    She ran out of the room.
  2. Visit  GitanoRN profile page

    About GitanoRN

    GitanoRN has 'seasoned nurse' year(s) of experience and specializes in 'TRAUMA,ER,ICU,CCU,PACU,GI,CARDIOLOGY, OR'. From 'Honolulu, Hawaii'; Joined Jan '10; Posts: 2,362; Likes: 3,056.

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  3. Visit  realnursealso/LPN profile page
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    OMG, LOL LOL LOL..................too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. Visit  MysticOne713 profile page
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    Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! #dead

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  5. Visit  ImKosher profile page
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    This story gave me a good laugh. Thank You
  6. Visit  Joe N635DC profile page
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    Wow..... thats funny

  7. Visit  Mike A. Fungin RN profile page
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    I wonder how well received a sexist joke would be on this board if a woman were the butt of it?
    OCNRN63 likes this.
  8. Visit  Joe N635DC profile page
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    Mike,

    Very true...clever point!
  9. Visit  Esme12 profile page
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    Ahhem.......women has a sense of humor too.

    Gitano, I just spit my morning coffee all over my computer.....THANK YOU!!!!
    orthonurse55 likes this.
  10. Visit  beckyboo1 profile page
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    Quote from Mike A. Fungin RN
    I wonder how well received a sexist joke would be on this board if a woman were the butt of it?
    ummm I believe the OP is male LOL
  11. Visit  OCNRN63 profile page
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    Quote from mike a. fungin rn
    i wonder how well received a sexist joke would be on this board if a woman were the butt of it?
    thank you. i thought it was just me. if you want to be vulgar, may you ought to take that stuff to the break room.
  12. Visit  GitanoRN profile page
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    and the beat goes on....
    mcmgal and Twinmom06 like this.
  13. Visit  Tara,LPN profile page
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    Lol. That's funny!! Needed that one.
  14. Visit  jadelpn profile page
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    Quote from Mike A. Fungin RN
    I wonder how well received a sexist joke would be on this board if a woman were the butt of it?
    To hear men tell it, I believe that when a "woman's thingy" is minute, that is a good thing.....


    (This is the humor thread right??????)

    P.S. This thread is useless without pictures.....
    floridanurse1983 likes this.


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