My Nursing Career In Six Words

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This may have been done before ; AN has been around alot longer than I have been logged into it. I thought it would be interesting to see how succinct we could be. (smilies won't count as words;))

I'll start (and may have to add others later):

Forty years, one mistake, probationary license :crying2:

Specializes in Telemetry, ICU.

Fourteen months, loving every single minute

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I'm still not quite there yet.

What the (beep) did I join?

Must find a job after graduation.

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Oh crap, six is pooping again!

(Gotta love it when you just finished school!)

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Specializes in CVSICU, Cardiac Cath Lab.

LOVED this shadow; hire me, PLEASE!

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Specializes in anesthesia, nursing labor research, philosophy.

try so hard to do good

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Specializes in ICU, telemetry, LTAC.

My husband said it before I could:

I love to tie people up.

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Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.
My husband said it before I could:

I love to tie people up.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:D

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Specializes in Med-Surg.

I hate customer serivce oriented nursing.

No I don't work for free.

Stop beeping you stupid infusion machine!

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Specializes in ICU, Telemetry.

What'd I do this for, again?

No, seriously, my paycheck's THIS small?

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Wanted L&D. Got postpartum. Thank goodness! :D

Psych experience always comes in handy. :uhoh3:

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Specializes in telemetry, med-surg, home health, psych.

Full bladder

empty stomach

feet hurt

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