My Nursing Career In Six Words

[jingaRN]

Today, stethoscope in C.Diff poop. Sh*t.

[al586]

Ativan should come in [a] room spray...

[JenTheRN]

"why you do drugs when pregnant"? Insert funny-looking why-you meme here.

[KaliforniaKim]

Scheduled split shifts:yeah:, love the breaks!!!

Work at resort, raking in bucks!!:anpom:

Paid every Friday, always have cash!

Assinged to only one resident daily!:)

Less than one mile from my home!

Love my job!, got very lucky!*wine

[No Stars In My Eyes]

Ativan should come in [a] room spray...

What a TERRIFIC idea!!!!!

[No Stars In My Eyes]

Scheduled split shifts:yeah:, love the breaks!!!

Work at resort, raking in bucks!!:anpom:

Paid every Friday, always have cash!

Assinged to only one resident daily!:)

Less than one mile from my home!

Love my job!, got very lucky!*wine

Considering move to Kalifornia, post haste!

[Mattews]

This may have been done before ; AN has been around alot longer than I have been logged into it. I thought it would be interesting to see how succinct we could be. (smilies won't count as words;))

I'll start (and may have to add others later):

Forty years, one mistake, probationary license

Pretty interesting fact about ur nursing career :)

[No Stars In My Eyes]

Pretty interesting fact about ur nursing career :)

AND:

humiliating

discouraging

devastating

humbling

depressing

stupid

:crying2:

[Poi Dog]

Wish I could go into hibernation...

[NMW8809]

New grad, starting September 12. Excited!! :)

[No Stars In My Eyes]

Wish I could go into hibernation...

I recommend LOTS of nuts and berries prior to curling up in the den.

[That Guy, BSN, RN, EMT-B]

Must Not Kill Family Members