Memo to All Hospital Staff - page 2

As many of you may know, SF General Hospital is experiencing layoffs due to the city budget. This tongue-in-cheek memo was posted in our unit, and lightened the mood a bit: To: All Hospital Staff... Read More

  1. by   JeanettePNP
    Due to cutbacks in phlebotomy and laboratory staff, a policy has been developed that blood tests be performed only on patients who are currently bleeding

    Best line of all! don't make me go on a rant about our penchant for drawing blood from critical patients!
  2. by   whichone'spink
    I told this joke to my clinical group today and they loved it.