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Memo to All Hospital Staff - page 2

As many of you may know, SF General Hospital is experiencing layoffs due to the city budget. This tongue-in-cheek memo was posted in our unit, and lightened the mood a bit: To: All Hospital Staff... Read More

  1. Visit  JeanettePNP profile page
    #13 1
    Due to cutbacks in phlebotomy and laboratory staff, a policy has been developed that blood tests be performed only on patients who are currently bleeding

    Best line of all! don't make me go on a rant about our penchant for drawing blood from critical patients!
  2. Visit  whichone'spink profile page
    #14 0
    I told this joke to my clinical group today and they loved it.