Memo to All Hospital Staff - page 2
As many of you may know, SF General Hospital is experiencing layoffs due to the city budget. This tongue-in-cheek memo was posted in our unit, and lightened the mood a bit: To: All Hospital Staff From:... Read More
- 3Apr 8, '10 by StudentNurse2011The whole thing is hilarious, but this especially struck a chord:
>>As you can see from the "from" line above, administration is assuming groundskeeping duties. If an administrator cannot be reached at his/her office, it is suggested that you walk outside and listen for the sound of a lawn mower, weed whacker, or hedge clipper.
WOOHOOO! They'll finally EARN the $$$$ they take home!
Sorry, I couldn't resist. I just had to go there.
- 1Apr 18, '10 by JeanettePNPDue to cutbacks in phlebotomy and laboratory staff, a policy has been developed that blood tests be performed only on patients who are currently bleeding
Best line of all! don't make me go on a rant about our penchant for drawing blood from critical patients!