Memo to All Hospital Staff - page 2

As many of you may know, SF General Hospital is experiencing layoffs due to the city budget. This tongue-in-cheek memo was posted in our unit, and lightened the mood a bit: To: All Hospital Staff From:... Read More

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    The whole thing is hilarious, but this especially struck a chord:

    >>As you can see from the "from" line above, administration is assuming groundskeeping duties. If an administrator cannot be reached at his/her office, it is suggested that you walk outside and listen for the sound of a lawn mower, weed whacker, or hedge clipper.

    WOOHOOO! They'll finally EARN the $$$$ they take home!

    Sorry, I couldn't resist. I just had to go there.

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    I LOVE IT!!!!! Best laugh I have had all day! I am totally sharing this with my nurse friends
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    Good laugh!
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    Due to cutbacks in phlebotomy and laboratory staff, a policy has been developed that blood tests be performed only on patients who are currently bleeding

    Best line of all! don't make me go on a rant about our penchant for drawing blood from critical patients!
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    I told this joke to my clinical group today and they loved it.

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